Laughter - the best medicine

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New United kit...

 

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(Hopefully not seen as political )

 

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Two hunters flew to Canada on a hunting trip.

They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.They bagged SIX!

When loading the plane for their return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.The two lads objected strongly.

"Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours". Very reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were eventually loaded.

The plane took off.However, when attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't possibly handle the load ...and went down.Somehow - surrounded by the moose bodies - only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick
"Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied,

"I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year"

 

[Dando]

New United kit...


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[Mudball]

I feel like Tiger/pro today... when folks report that a ball moved on TV and you get a penalty...

... tnx for those who reported the post... i have been (deservedly) warned..

 

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Trust the Sun to have a headline like this

 

[CliveW]

Trust the Sun to have a headline like this

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Why was DJ wearing a skin tight dress?

 

[GreiginFife]

Why was DJ wearing a skin tight dress?

It's my fave kind of tabloid headline style. Man attacks shopkeeper with knife! Why the bloody hell did the shopkeeper have a knife?

 

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[Leftie]

As exercise can add years to your life I jogged a few miles today and already feel 10 years older

 

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It's my fave kind of tabloid headline style. Man attacks shopkeeper with knife! Why the bloody hell did the shopkeeper have a knife?

The famous one from over 100 years ago.... "English push bottles up Germans"

 

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