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Man I love the keyboard player's face - "that's his f up not mine. I'm just going to keep on playing."
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Man I love the keyboard player's face - "that's his f up not mine. I'm just going to keep on playing."Doon frae Troon
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In the last couple of days I could not understand why my Facebook was being filled up with the most horrible racist right wing extremist rubbish.
My tech advisor said give me your phone.
Two minutes later
Did you seriously mean to join the 'I Love Rule Britannia Group' or did you do it in error.
My tech advisor said give me your phone.
Two minutes later
Did you seriously mean to join the 'I Love Rule Britannia Group' or did you do it in error.
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As the US passes 6 million Covid cases, Mexico finally offers to pay for the wall.
If you borrow £250,000 from your bank they will let you pay it back over 30 years.
If you enter with a shotgun and steal it you will only be in prison for 9 years.
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If you enter with a shotgun and steal it you will only be in prison for 9 years.
Follow me for more financial advice
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We changed our doorbell to one with different chimes as the standard "ding dong" had Barley going nutso when it was on TV. Now he doesn't bat an eyelid to that sound - still goes nutso at the actual doorbell though!
arnieboy
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Our dog goes nuts when a bell is rung on a quiz show and we don't even have a doorbell!
Doon frae Troon
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A great way of getting my daughter's dog into our house when he refuses to come in from our garden is to ring the front door bell.
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A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The store clerks called an ambulance when they saw him collapse on the floor.
The paramedics rushed him to hospital where he had emergency open heart surgery....
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
A nun seated next to his bed holding a clip board with several forms and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
‘Do you have health insurance?’ she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, ‘no health insurance’.
The nun asked ‘Do you have money in the bank?’
He replied ‘No money in the bank’.
‘Do you have relatives who could help you with the payments?’ asked the irritated nun.
He said ‘I only have a spinster sister and she is a nun’.
The nun became agitated and announced loudly ’Nuns are not spinsters! They are married to God’.
The patient replied ‘’Perfect, send the bill to my brother-in-law’
The store clerks called an ambulance when they saw him collapse on the floor.
The paramedics rushed him to hospital where he had emergency open heart surgery....
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
A nun seated next to his bed holding a clip board with several forms and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
‘Do you have health insurance?’ she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, ‘no health insurance’.
The nun asked ‘Do you have money in the bank?’
He replied ‘No money in the bank’.
‘Do you have relatives who could help you with the payments?’ asked the irritated nun.
He said ‘I only have a spinster sister and she is a nun’.
The nun became agitated and announced loudly ’Nuns are not spinsters! They are married to God’.
The patient replied ‘’Perfect, send the bill to my brother-in-law’
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I'm not sure whether this is a joke or merely a sad statement of fact!
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Mudball
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when in Rome...
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not funny if you a Republican and Christian.... I could post this under the Trump thread, but then it would become funny and political... so just keeping it funny
