Laughter - the best medicine

[SocketRocket]

Not sure if in the right thread but made me smile.

 

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[Dando]

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poor sparky will need counselling

 

[Leftie]

The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors.
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.

 

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[Italian outcast]

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Nice to see someone wearing their socks at a respectable length

 

[SocketRocket]

Theres an Englishman a Welshman and a Chinaman in the maternity waiting room. A Midwife comes out the door and says all three babies have been delivered but unfortunatly we have mixed them up and dont know which baby belongs to who, maybe you can come in and see if you know your baby.

The Englishman said 'I'll go first as it's only right' He goes through the door and emergies with a baby that is obviously the Chinaman's. The Midwife asks him if hes certain it's his baby, he replies 'One of those babies is Welsh and I'm taking no chances.

 

[Dando]

A clergyman has become the first person in America to die following on from Trump's advice last night. His wife injected Domestos into his veins. She is now being charged with a Bleach of the Priest

 

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[Leftie]

"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.

"Just pop it in the corner," he said.


It took me three hours.

 

[Leftie]

Edith Piaf liked her salads simple.

"Je vinaigrette rien."

 

[SocketRocket]

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Hes clean round the bend