Theres an Englishman a Welshman and a Chinaman in the maternity waiting room. A Midwife comes out the door and says all three babies have been delivered but unfortunatly we have mixed them up and dont know which baby belongs to who, maybe you can come in and see if you know your baby.
The Englishman said 'I'll go first as it's only right' He goes through the door and emergies with a baby that is obviously the Chinaman's. The Midwife asks him if hes certain it's his baby, he replies 'One of those babies is Welsh and I'm taking no chances.
A clergyman has become the first person in America to die following on from Trump's advice last night. His wife injected Domestos into his veins. She is now being charged with a Bleach of the Priest