Laughter - the best medicine

[ColchesterFC]

I was lead singer in a band in the 80's called The Prevention. We were better than the Cure.

 

[ColchesterFC]

I saw an advert saying; “Hairpieces from £5.” I thought: “That’s a small price toupee.”

 

[ColchesterFC]

For Sale - Dead Budgie. Not going cheep.

 

[ColchesterFC]

 

[Fade and Die]

 

[AmandaJR]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

Shamima Begum has opted to stay in Syria after being offered a flat in Birmingham ?

 

[Dando]

I’ve got a joke about Elton John....
it’s a little bit funny

 

[ColchesterFC]

 

[Slime]

 

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[Slime]

 

[Pathetic Shark]

I was shopping yesterday and could not avoid the sound of an annoying Abba tribute band all over the centre.
I mean, you could hear the drums from Nandos.

 

[rulefan]

I went to the garage to fill my car late last night but it was closed. The notice said it was open 24/7.
I guess I’ll have to go back tomorrow.

 

[bobmac]

 

[Bazz]

Blues have retired Jude Bellingham's shirt number hahahaha

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

There was a safety meeting at work today.
They asked "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?"


Apparently "Bloody huge ones" was the wrong answer!