Laughter - the best medicine
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Slime
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I don't get that one!
Pathetic Shark
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Two tigers have a drinking competition and one is left flat out on the floor smashed out of his skull. The other one staggers off back to the zoo when the bar-tender says "oi you can't leave that lying there".
"It's a tiger not a lion you idiot" it replies.
"It's a tiger not a lion you idiot" it replies.
Pathetic Shark
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An egg and a sausage on a frying pan.
"Wow it's hot here" said the egg.
"Blimey a talking egg" replied the sausage.
"Wow it's hot here" said the egg.
"Blimey a talking egg" replied the sausage.
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rosecott
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Drivng? Not his forte off the course.
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drdel
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Judging by the current standard I guess Schools have broken up for Easter
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Pathetic Shark
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My tip for the Grand National is Ronseal. It's good over fences.
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CliveW
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My tip is dusty carpet- it’s never been beaten
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Slime
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Ah, now it makes sense!
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Imurg
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There are still way too many people in the world who haven't seen Terminator.......it's only a matter of time..?
Slime
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There are just too many people in the world!
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