Laughter - the best medicine
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Orikoru
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Oh. I thought they were some pun or play on words I wasn't getting. Based on what you've just said they are not even jokes really - just sentences.
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Mudball
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Didn't know there was that much titanium in the world.
It’s a metal, not a miracle worker!
sweaty sock
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Its not a metal, it's a very naughty boy!
I thought I’d put a big smile on Mrs d’s face when she woke up this morning.
Now marker pens are banned and apparently I’m a ……
Now marker pens are banned and apparently I’m a ……
Slime
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Tashyboy
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Gonna have to explain this one.
It’s a bit like
two penguins are in a bath. One says to the other “ can you pass me the bar of soap”, the second penguin says ” what do you think I am, a car radio”.
I think there just supposed to be stupid.
Mudball
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Anyone seen these guys on Twitter… lot of cutting edge stuff coming thru on Twitter by independent folks. Susie Holt’s ‘TV interviews’ can be a riot sometimes
Blue in Munich
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Blue in Munich
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On the plus side, ceiling was spelt correctly ??
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jim8flog
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I would post another joke about two nuns and soap in the bath but it would get me an infraction.
Tashyboy
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Oh Power of PM ??
Slime
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Yes it does, doesn't it.
Two budgies on a perch, one says to the other, "Do you smell fish?"
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ColchesterFC
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Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing"?
Slime
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A white horse goes into a pub and orders a scotch.
The barman says, "We have a whisky named after you."
The horse says, "What, Eric?"
The barman says, "We have a whisky named after you."
The horse says, "What, Eric?"
jim8flog
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