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Slab

Occasional Tour Caddy
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My favs;

Fella goes into DIY store and asks for a tin of paint… Sales guy says matt or gloss?
Fella says don’t mess me about my house is on fire !

Then he goes next door to the bakers and asks for a loaf of bread
Baker says brown or white
Fella says, it doesn’t matter I've got my bike outside
 

Orikoru

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Watford
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My favs;

Fella goes into DIY store and asks for a tin of paint… Sales guy says matt or gloss?
Fella says don’t mess me about my house is on fire !

Then he goes next door to the bakers and asks for a loaf of bread
Baker says brown or white
Fella says, it doesn’t matter I've got my bike outside
Gonna have to explain this one. :unsure:
 
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