Laughter - the best medicine

[Crazyface]

Following a 2014 immaculate Nissan Qasquai home that never got over 40mph, I checked it's MOT history (coz I guessed the mileage would be very low and I'm a bit bored with nowt to do)

in 2018

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

• Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e))
• Brake pedal wearing smooth (1.1.2 (c))

I've NEVER seen that before!!!

 

[phillarrow]

Following a 2014 immaculate Nissan Qasquai home that never got over 40mph, I checked it's MOT history (coz I guessed the mileage would be very low and I'm a bit bored with nowt to do)

in 2018

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

• Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e))
• Brake pedal wearing smooth (1.1.2 (c))

I've NEVER seen that before!!!

You checked the MOT history of a car you have nothing to do with because it was going at 40mph???

Do you also 'check' your neighbours clean themselves thoroughly when showering?!

 

[Tashyboy]

Just seen advertised on face book

Garden shed, 2 sides, 2 ends and door, no floor, no roof, though good condition , taken down ready to collect
Could with help and extra cost deliver
£150. ???

 

[Pathetic Shark]

 

[Crazyface]

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Absolutely brilliant. ?

 

[AmandaJR]

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I don't get it

 

[Doon frae Troon]

I don't get it

They can't read the sign.

 

[AmandaJR]

They can't read the sign.

Oh I see now!!

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Oh I see now!!

I still love the John Cleese lecture on Forward Planning
He starts writing forward planning on the top of white board and runs out of space at the second 'n'

FORWARD PLANN
...........................I
...........................N
...........................G

 

[Dando]

Oh I see now!!

It took me a while as well

 

[Pathetic Shark]

English as a second language of course brings back memories of "Mind your language", the 70s sitcom that set new records for racial stereotyping.

 

[Foxholer]

English as a second language of course brings back memories of "Mind your language", the 70s sitcom that set new records for racial stereotyping.

Indeed, so much of comedy back then was based around stuff that would not be acceptable these days.

 

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[Mudball]

Latest edition of PrivateEye is funny .. if I post the the front page pics of Rishi Sunak it would mean an infraction, so look it up yourself.

In the meanwhile

 

[Slime]

 

[larmen]

Has anyone seen any good April fools today?

 

[Blue in Munich]

It took me a while as well

You weren't alone

 

[YandaB]

Has anyone seen any good April fools today?

I thought that this was a good summary:

 

[RichA]

I thought that this was a good summary:
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Love it. The one at 2:40 is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[phillarrow]

I thought that this was a good summary:
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