Laughter - the best medicine

Leftie

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Back by popular demand :whistle:

Just a short sample of what you have been missing :rolleyes:

The only real difference between crows and ravens is that crows have five pinion feathers while ravens only have four. So the difference between a crow and a raven is a matter of a pinion.

Friend and I have taken up woodworking. Another mate said he didn't know we were carpenters. I said, “We've only just begun.”

There was a sign in our pet shop that said, 'Pedigree Netherlands kitten for sale.’ Never heard of a cat from the Netherlands, so I went into the shop and asked, ‘How Dutch is that moggie in the window?’
 

Leftie

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Oh! OK, if you insist ...

Everyone remembers the Human League’s front man Phil Oakey. But his sister Carrie was a bad pub singer at best.

This gin and tonic is 91 calories. This banana is 105 calories. My doctor told me to make the healthy choice. I love my doctor.

I don't tell religious jokes any more. They put me on the sects offenders register.
 
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