NearHull
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Ok, I give up. Why is this funny?
Laughter - the best medicine
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Imurg
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Think busking..?
NearHull
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Thanks , got it now.
Slime
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PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
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SatchFan
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I confess it's not one of my better ones.
SatchFan
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How Easter eggs are made.
Smiffy
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jim8flog
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YandaB
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Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter?
It was an egg shell lent idea
It was an egg shell lent idea
Slime
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I asked my wife for something Cuban for my birthday.
She got me a Che Guevara tee shirt.
Clothes but no cigar.
She got me a Che Guevara tee shirt.
Clothes but no cigar.
backwoodsman
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All my life I've had a problem with balloons! If ever I walk near one, it just sticks to my jumper. Irritating. Kiddies parties were a particular nightmare. Until today that is. For some reason it just stpped happening. I'm exstatic !
Slime
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I stopped a a fish stall today with a sign saying, lobster tales for £2.
I gave the bloke £2 and he said,
"Once upon a time, there was this lobster ...........................
I gave the bloke £2 and he said,
"Once upon a time, there was this lobster ...........................
Fade and Die
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I was born a male and all my life have identified as a male but according to Tesco’s sticky toffee pudding I’m a family of four!
AmandaJR
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I was going to post in Random Irritations...the portion size on my Easter Egg was 1/9th. Who eats 1/9th of an easter egg??!!
Fade and Die
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That’s just a big bite!!
williamalex1
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75 year old golfer tells his doctor, I'm just not feeling quite right, I'm tired and my back is sore all the time all. And to make matters worse I've lost at least 100 yards from my drives.
The doc says this quite normal it happens with age, but we'll do some blood test anyway, come back in 2 weeks.
Back 2 weeks later the Doc says I'm afraid I have some very bad news for you.
The blood test show you have a rare incurable Chinese disease called Yellow 48 .
We can give you meds that reduce the pain but nothing else can be done.
Old guy say what can I do at my age now that I can't play any sports ? Doc says try Bingo and a few drinks won't do you any harm.
So he goes to the Bingo , 1st game is a pyramid, after 6 numbers, bingo he's a winner.
Next up is any line bingo he's a winner again.
Next up full house bingo he wins again.
Next up the Flyover jackpot involving all the other county clubs, bingo again.
The bingo caller announces you are the luckiest player we've ever had in our club.
The old guy shouts back you think I'm LUCKY, I've got yellow 48.
Bingo caller shouts FFS you've won the raffle too.
The doc says this quite normal it happens with age, but we'll do some blood test anyway, come back in 2 weeks.
Back 2 weeks later the Doc says I'm afraid I have some very bad news for you.
The blood test show you have a rare incurable Chinese disease called Yellow 48 .
We can give you meds that reduce the pain but nothing else can be done.
Old guy say what can I do at my age now that I can't play any sports ? Doc says try Bingo and a few drinks won't do you any harm.
So he goes to the Bingo , 1st game is a pyramid, after 6 numbers, bingo he's a winner.
Next up is any line bingo he's a winner again.
Next up full house bingo he wins again.
Next up the Flyover jackpot involving all the other county clubs, bingo again.
The bingo caller announces you are the luckiest player we've ever had in our club.
The old guy shouts back you think I'm LUCKY, I've got yellow 48.
Bingo caller shouts FFS you've won the raffle too.
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