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I stopped a a fish stall today with a sign saying, lobster tales for £2.
I gave the bloke £2 and he said,
"Once upon a time, there was this lobster ...........................
 

williamalex1

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75 year old golfer tells his doctor, I'm just not feeling quite right, I'm tired and my back is sore all the time all. And to make matters worse I've lost at least 100 yards from my drives.
The doc says this quite normal it happens with age, but we'll do some blood test anyway, come back in 2 weeks.
Back 2 weeks later the Doc says I'm afraid I have some very bad news for you.
The blood test show you have a rare incurable Chinese disease called Yellow 48 .
We can give you meds that reduce the pain but nothing else can be done.
Old guy say what can I do at my age now that I can't play any sports ? Doc says try Bingo and a few drinks won't do you any harm.

So he goes to the Bingo , 1st game is a pyramid, after 6 numbers, bingo he's a winner.
Next up is any line bingo he's a winner again.
Next up full house bingo he wins again.
Next up the Flyover jackpot involving all the other county clubs, bingo again.

The bingo caller announces you are the luckiest player we've ever had in our club.
The old guy shouts back you think I'm LUCKY, I've got yellow 48.

Bingo caller shouts FFS you've won the raffle too. :p
 
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