Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
We had a nob at Pyrford who was always going on about how far he could hit a ball. So we set him up to play in a roll-up with myself and another co-conspirator and began tracking all the yardages of each of our drives. By the end, when he hadn't got past a single one of my drives, we went through the numbers and really nailed him. And of course we got the "well I wasn't really hitting it well today" comment. The other guy just gave him so much stick I actually felt sorry for him by the end. But it was the typical "my nob is about three inches longer than average" type view of his abilities.