Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Played in a society meet a few weeks ago, a new guy had joined the society and he was put out with me because I have been a member for quite some time and could welcome him to the group.
He was a member of a club and had an official handicap of 12.
Playing the 5th hole at Chartham Park in Sussex, shortish par4 with a lateral hazard running almost the whole length of the right hand side.
Anyway, he drives off and dumps his tee shot in the ditch.
He drops his ball, plays on to the green, three putts and as we walk off I ask him his score (I am marking his card, and knew what he had by the way)...
"Five" he replies.
"Pardon?" says I.
"Five"
"Sorry mate, I think you scored Six there" I said.
"No five" he says.
"But you went in the hazard" I said. "One in the hazard, two the drop, three onto the green and three putts. That makes six".
"But it was red staked" he says, "that isn't a penalty. Only yellow ones are a penalty!"
I tried to explain that the penalties were the same whatever the colour of the stakes, only the dropping options were different but he wouldn't have it.
As the guy had only scored about 3 or 4 points after 5 holes I didn't make a big song and dance about it. He wasn't going to win anything. But it makes you wonder....how the hell did he get an "official" handicap of 12?????
He was a member of a club and had an official handicap of 12.
Playing the 5th hole at Chartham Park in Sussex, shortish par4 with a lateral hazard running almost the whole length of the right hand side.
Anyway, he drives off and dumps his tee shot in the ditch.
He drops his ball, plays on to the green, three putts and as we walk off I ask him his score (I am marking his card, and knew what he had by the way)...
"Five" he replies.
"Pardon?" says I.
"Five"
"Sorry mate, I think you scored Six there" I said.
"No five" he says.
"But you went in the hazard" I said. "One in the hazard, two the drop, three onto the green and three putts. That makes six".
"But it was red staked" he says, "that isn't a penalty. Only yellow ones are a penalty!"
I tried to explain that the penalties were the same whatever the colour of the stakes, only the dropping options were different but he wouldn't have it.
As the guy had only scored about 3 or 4 points after 5 holes I didn't make a big song and dance about it. He wasn't going to win anything. But it makes you wonder....how the hell did he get an "official" handicap of 12?????