Golf Random Irritations

[Deleted member 18645]

Club assholes. We have one in our Sunday roll-up and it's gotten to the point where no-one wants to play with him. As Vice-Captain, I took one for the team today and said I'd go in his group at the end. I lasted 14 holes and had to walk off. Incredibly slow, never ready to play, rude, not very good at the game, up his own backside and talks rubbish. And those were his good points.

 

[Deleted member 1147]

Tell me how to hit a draw to get around 180 yards of trees on a dog leg left.

Just go over the corner

 

[Backache]

Club assholes. We have one in our Sunday roll-up and it's gotten to the point where no-one wants to play with him. As Vice-Captain, I took one for the team today and said I'd go in his group at the end. I lasted 14 holes and had to walk off. Incredibly slow, never ready to play, rude, not very good at the game, up his own backside and talks rubbish. And those were his good points.

What were his bad points.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Shorts and black socks

 

[USER1999]

Shorts and black socks

Surprised you lasted 14 holes. I would have gone early.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Surprised you lasted 14 holes. I would have gone early.

I was level par gross through 10. Was still +2 at that point then I just picked my ball up on the 14th green when he wound me up over a birdie putt and went.

 

[patricks148]

Spent most of yestrdays round looking for golf balls, none of which were mine. comp threw me off my rytham.

 

[Backache]

Shorts and black socks

Didn't realise it was THAT bad.

 

[user2010]

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I was level par gross through 10. Was still +2 at that point then I just picked my ball up on the 14th green when he wound me up over a birdie putt and went.

Sounds like a major flounce

 

[Deleted member 1740]

Club assholes. We have one in our Sunday roll-up and it's gotten to the point where no-one wants to play with him. As Vice-Captain, I took one for the team today and said I'd go in his group at the end. I lasted 14 holes and had to walk off. Incredibly slow, never ready to play, rude, not very good at the game, up his own backside and talks rubbish. And those were his good points.

Sound just like Cam.

 

[Wilson]

CSS going down a shot, meaning I don’t get a small cut.

 

[Slab]

Nuff said!

 

[chrisd]

Sound just like Cam.

Grossly unfair - he may be like that but as he's never on the same hole as his playing partners they're never affected 😉

 

[Crazyface]

Me moaning about playing off whites...god it's bluddy hard.

 

[Deleted member 21258]

Families getting in the way of playing in presidents day, best day of the year

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

Not picking up a club for 10 days due to holidays and coming straight back to the County strokeplay championship.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Spent most of yestrdays round looking for golf balls, none of which were mine. comp threw me off my rytham.

That does get sooo wearisome. Worse, when it goes on and on, than simply hanging around behind players in front. And so when hunting for a.n.other's ball I hunt for balls - and not just his

 

[patricks148]

Had a rare trip to the practice ground today, Torveans old 11th, 12th and 13th. hitting 9 irons from 135 to the old 12th green, so silly woman walks right across it front of me out of the tree's then walks right down my line to the green, not so much as a look back. while picking my balls up sha came back past so i pointed out to her she should at least look where she was going and avoid the area. She was not haveing any of it appaerntly i shouldn't have been hitting balls its dangerouse and she could go where she liked and quoted the ODAC!!!

told her to go a read the section on sports facilities and golf courses

 

[Slab]

People practising chipping on the putting green
To be fair they stopped as soon as i mentioned the chipping green is round by the range
Club needs a no chipping sign