For fun - make up your own rule!

[sev112]

Anyone under 5ft 7 is allowed to play off the red tees in medals to make up for having to walk a relatively longer distance

 

[Doon frae Troon]

The handicap system should be scrapped and a handicap ball introduced.

Scratch golfers to play with an orange Cayman Islands ball, low middle handicappers a use a pink Pinnacle, higher middle handicappers use a yellow Top Flight and high handicappers can play with a Titlest.

 

[Scadge]

Every player in a round lasting over 3 1/2 hours should thereafter be required to add 1 shot every two extra minutes to their gross score.

Also combined age maximum in any fourball of 220 years as an alternative/soft landing to the above rule.

 

[JustOne]

Anyone over 10 h/cap who says "Bite!" or "Spin!" should be immediately ejected from the course.

 

[North Mimms]

Anyone over 10 h/cap who says "Bite!" or "Spin!" should be immediately ejected from the course.

I'll shut the door on my way out...

but in my defence, I only ever say Bite, and never spin.
I'll get the haddock.

 

[USER1999]

I'm happy to wield it. It was mine after all!

 

[Crow]

Anyone over 10 h/cap who says "Bite!" or "Spin!" should be immediately ejected from the course.

I only say it for other peoples crap shots as an encouragement, for my own I say ****

 

[North Mimms]

CSS should be scrapped, and instead you get one shot deducted from your score for every hole that it is raining.

 

[bluewolf]

Any Junior member of your competition 3 ball who turns up with a dirty great lovebite on his neck, then proceeds to talk about how badly his new girlfriend will react when she sees it later that night, should be forced to give the rotten haddock a similar lovebite on its nether parts.. and also a 2 shot penalty per hole that it is mentioned.....

 

[North Mimms]

Any Junior member of your competition 3 ball who turns up with a dirty great lovebite on his neck, then proceeds to talk about how badly his new girlfriend will react when she sees it later that night, should be forced to give the rotten haddock a similar lovebite on its nether parts.. and also a 2 shot penalty per hole that it is mentioned.....

I'm drafting the submission to R&A right this moment!

Local rule - Male golfers who have bigger boobs than me should not wear very tight shirts

 

[bladeplayer]

Local rule - Male golfers who have bigger boobs than me should not wear very tight shirts

Now the questtion here is how .............................................. ?????????????????????????????????????????

easy mods easy i wont ...

 

[GreiginFife]

Any ball that pitches on to the green and then proceeds to take an "unlucky" bounce off of the green should be picked up and dropped where it pitched on.

 

[North Mimms]

I'm drafting the submission to R&A right this moment!

Local rule - Male golfers who have bigger boobs than me should not wear very tight shirts

Now the questtion here is how .............................................. ?????????????????????????????????????????

easy mods easy i wont ...

It's a Local Rule, so i can make the decision on who needs a bigger shirt.