First names you would never call a child of yours?

[USER1999]

Harry, Dele, Son, Mousa, Vincent, Christian, Hugo, Erik, Moussa, Victor, Toby, Danny, Kyle, Eric 😉

Yep, like this.

 

[Ross61]

Adolf, Jeremy, Timmy, Maggie, Edwina and Thelma

 

[Jensen]

Harry, Dele, Son, Mousa, Vincent, Christian, Hugo, Erik, Moussa, Victor, Toby, Danny, Kyle, Eric 😉

Shame you missed out Jan, but you did well to name our first team.

 

[ScienceBoy]

Pretty much all of the names bar about 3 male names and about 10 female names.

 

[Alex1975]

Keith

 

[Hobbit]

Woderwick or Bwian

 

[bluewolf]

Tyler. Especially when said in a broad Wigan accent. Just no.

 

[MrBrightside]

Beckham!

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Beckham!

A friend of mines daughter called her recently born daughter Harper in honour of them. I just couldn't bring myself to fake a "that's nice" face. To be fair, she was equally mortified

 

[the smiling assassin]

A friend of mines daughter called her recently born daughter Harper in honour of them. I just couldn't bring myself to fake a "that's nice" face. To be fair, she was equally mortified

Harper Lee, no?
Coincidently our second would have been Jem, had she turned out to be a boy.

 

[ManinBlack]

One of my grandson's Middle names is Savicevic, more properly Savićević. Not a name I would have chosen but it was my son in law's favourite footballer.

 

[sawtooth]

My niece had a baby boy recently and named him Warren. It's not a name that I would choose.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Harper Lee, no?
Coincidently our second would have been Jem, had she turned out to be a boy.

Afraid not. That was my friends first reaction, "oh it must be after the novellist" but unfortunately when she said that to her daughter she replied "no, it's after the Beckhams daughter". Mortifying.

 

[Norrin Radd]

eldrick

 

[SatchFan]

Biggus Dickus

 

[GG26]

Harry, Dele, Son, Mousa, Vincent, Christian, Hugo, Erik, Moussa, Victor, Toby, Danny, Kyle, Eric 

Diego would be top of my list

 

[rulefan]

One of my school mates at primary was called Richard Head. No one thought much about it until we reached the secondary school.

 

[hovis]

my playing partner told me his sister in law has called her son "blade" and her daughters "destiny" and "paradise"

 

[hovis]

Biggus Dickus

that's a made up name you know?

 

[ManinBlack]

I know of someone called Warwick Hunt. All right until you say if fast.