Story behind your username and avatar?

Hobbits have hairy feet. I have hairy feet. My kids came up with dad’s a Hobbit.

Avatar; it’s the silhouette of an Andalucian bull, and I live in Andalucia, Spain. The silhouette is found between home and Granada - think Angel of the North…
I always thought it was referred to as The Osborne Bull referring to the brandy producer. There are almost a 100 seen on many hilltops in Spain. An iconic bull
 
My name is obvious but the number of times I had to do the unthinkable.

The avatar is a photo of The Sir John Barrow Lighthouse, built 1850 on Hoad Hill overlooking the town of Ulverston which is where I play my golf.
 
Pretty straight forward,

Aztecs - the American Football club I used to play for (who have just won the National Championships for the first time by the way)
27 - my jersey number (and also my favourite number/day of birth number)
 
Think the nickname needs an explanation now 🤪

My name is Simon.
At school it was shortened to Si ...................... I hated that and let it be known!
It was then lengthened st Sime ...................... I hated that also and let it be known!
It was then adjusted to Slime ......................... I just gave up complaining, but it's far better than Si.
 
Dabbled in music over the years. Only decent at violin and mandolin. Spent a little time playing clawhammer banjo....but couldn't stand the constant tuning for different songs. Little bit of guitar, but haven't carried through with that.....or the ukulele. Actually need to sell the mando since I don't think I will go back to that seriously again. Picture is our dog on the right and step-daughters dog on the left.
 
I chose Golfmmad because I was ........
mad about golf! It's two m's as Golfmad was already taken.

The avatar i found online and thought it looked amazing but no idea where it is.
Sorry!
 
In my cricketing days my best mate (no longer with us 😢) from the West Country used to call some people Cackpiece. We then adopted this, and he became Cack and I was Piece.

Avatar. 🤔😂
 
Many years ago I was trialing Srixon Z stars and shot under par around the time that I joined the forum. Hence my user name.
The avatar came from a golf tournament in the USA. We were on a family holiday in Florida in 2008 when the World Golf championship was being played at The Doral near Miami. I went to watch on the Sunday. Whilst I was stood behind a par 3 green watching Tiger’s group a chap came up carrying a bag, the guy wearing the ‘T’ t-shirt in the photo. He pulled out all the red shirts you can see and said anyone want to wear one of these. He stipulated that he was having the ‘T’. We all picked one and stood in a line spelling out Tiger. The press cameras went mad and all focused their cameras on us. I think we were on TV too. When Tiger went past he didn’t give us a second glance. I copied the photo from the front page of Tiger’s website when I returned home. It was on there for about five years. I am the one wearing the ‘I’. ClubTiger_480.jpeg
 
In homage to the famous rugby player Broon frae Troon and I live Doon [south of] frae Troon and close to the Banks and Braes o' Bonnie Doon [river]

I don't know how to do Avatars :love:
 
Someone explained to me they had developed a bad dose of the Sherman's and even after a lesson he still had them. I had a game with him and he was hitting a Jodrell evey other shot. I saw what he was doing and gave him a swing thought that fixed it but in doing got infected my self and a 'Socket Rocket' started to appear now and then 🙂. When signing up it was on my mind. The aviator was me on a par three hoping this won't be another.
 
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