who smashed the clubhouse window?

[bigslice]

i know there are a few sherlocks on here, so here are the facts. a player who we will call Smallhook is playing the 18th at his home club. its about 326 yards and a blind tee shot and was playing downwind. Smallhook hits a striaghtish drive bit of a powerfade. moves up to find his ball in bunker about 40 yards short of green. perhaps a name change is in order!!!! so in the bunker its at least 10 feet below the green. he hits his shot perfect but probably big towards the clubhouse i thought sorry he thought!!! he hears a thud assumes its out of bounds and probably killed someone! he drops another in the bunker and doesnt get it out (im sorry he is laughing now) an puts it on the green and two putts for a seven. his two playing partners are laughing and point to my first ball next to the clubhouse and next to a broken window ball sized shape and the barman standing shaking smoking a fag. playing partners tell snaphook he broke the window!!! so he gets changed and goes for a pint. says sorry to the barman for nearly killing him but at least it smashed the window instead. barman says no someone else broke it earlier. bloody playing partners Bigslice not happy sorry snaphook. so who broke the window it wisnae me, honest it wisnae

 

[kid2]

i know there are a few sherlocks on here, so here are the facts. a player who we will call Smallhook is playing the 18th at his home club. its about 326 yards and a blind tee shot and was playing downwind. Smallhook hits a striaghtish drive bit of a powerfade. moves up to find his ball in bunker about 40 yards short of green. perhaps a name change is in order!!!! so in the bunker its at least 10 feet below the green. he hits his shot perfect but probably big towards the clubhouse i thought sorry he thought!!! he hears a thud assumes its out of bounds and probably killed someone! he drops another in the bunker and doesnt get it out (im sorry he is laughing now) an puts it on the green and two putts for a seven. his two playing partners are laughing and point to my first ball next to the clubhouse and next to a broken window ball sized shape and the barman standing shaking smoking a fag. playing partners tell snaphook he broke the window!!! so he gets changed and goes for a pint. says sorry to the barman for nearly killing him but at least it smashed the window instead. barman says no someone else broke it earlier. bloody playing partners Bigslice not happy sorry snaphook. so who broke the window it wisnae me, honest it wisnae

Id like to buy those playing partners a pint....Priceless....:rofl:

 

[duncan mackie]

barman was looking for a laugh at your expense - letter from the committee in on it's way.........

 

[bigslice]

it was snaphook, although bigslice had to pick his ball up in front of 5 or 6 members looking out the window. 3 months in i will admit to hitting the locker room door twice and nearly the barman but NOT the window and thats the truthne:

 

[AMcC]

it was snaphook, although bigslice had to pick his ball up in front of 5 or 6 members looking out the window. 3 months in i will admit to hitting the locker room door twice and nearly the barman but NOT the window and thats the truthne:

For the avoidance of doubt it wisnae me either !!!,!!

 

[thecraw]

I'll be reporting your barman to the licencing department for smoking in a licensed premises.

Tut tut.

 

[bigslice]

he was outside the property your lordship. but i have to admit when you find your golf ball sitting beside a smashed window, your face goes a wee bit red

 

[richart]

If you heard a thud surely you would have heard a window smash from 40 yards away ?

No sound of breaking glass, but his ball beside a broken window is circumstantial evidence, and bigslice is innocent.

Miss Marple solves the case again.