What you hate to hear out on the course?
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Mark_Aged_42
Assistant Pro
"Lovely strike - if only you had taken one more club"
Big D 88
Q-School Graduate
'What club did you use there?'
Like thats an indicator of what club they should use
When clearly your built like a short version of peter crouch with more fat on a grape, and im ...well, NOT!
Like thats an indicator of what club they should use
When clearly your built like a short version of peter crouch with more fat on a grape, and im ...well, NOT!
D
Deleted member 1147
Guest
When meeting the club's slowest player on the practice green:
"hello lads, I'm joining up with you guys today, hope that's ok"
"hello lads, I'm joining up with you guys today, hope that's ok"
Pin-seeker
Well-known member
When some one that bombs it 300yrd suggesting your going with too much club:angry:
You play your game pal & ill play mine!
You play your game pal & ill play mine!
Keeno
Challenge Tour Pro
I find myself saying lots of these things. Nothing worse than being out with someone you don't know in a medal, who's having a stinker! You feel by saying unlucky, great strike too etc your making them feel better ;-) Deep down you want to chuckle.
I much prefer being out with folk I know and laughing at them having a stinker. "what are you aiming over there for?" etc
I much prefer being out with folk I know and laughing at them having a stinker. "what are you aiming over there for?" etc
chrisd
Major Champion
.......... the wife's voice?
cookelad
Tour Winner
There's only one word that should never be uttered anywhere near a golfer or golf course and I'm not going to be the one to say it!
"Good shot" - when you've just half fatted a wedge and left it 30+ feet short of the flag/half thinned a wedge 30+ feet beyond the flag
"Good shot" - when you've just half fatted a wedge and left it 30+ feet short of the flag/half thinned a wedge 30+ feet beyond the flag
Rooter
Money List Winner
"you've dropped your lipstick" when you leave a 10ft putt 4 ft short! or similar one playing partner pulls out phone and mutters "rooter, its your mrs on the phone, she wants her putter back"
I hear both of them a lot!
I hear both of them a lot!
chrisd
Major Champion
Sorry mate, I hadn't played with you before and it looked like that was your best golf!
blackpuddinmonster
Challenge Tour Pro
The sound of balata on willow,.. or oak, or beach, or ash, or ........
Crow
Crow Person
I think "Well out!" is a great one to use when someone fats one off the tee.
srixon 1
Journeyman Pro
"Good shot mate".
When it is said by a 20+ handicapper that you have never played with before and the ball goes nowhere near where you aimed. Just because it has gone 260 yards or hit the green doesn't mean it is always a good shot.
"I'd be happy with that".
Same as above,
When it is said by a 20+ handicapper that you have never played with before and the ball goes nowhere near where you aimed. Just because it has gone 260 yards or hit the green doesn't mean it is always a good shot.
"I'd be happy with that".
Same as above,
rickg
Money List Winner
"6 for 1" at a par 3........ 
pendodave
Tour Rookie
"6 for 1" at a par 3........
"2 for 5" at a par 3 .....
pokerjoke
Money List Winner
Anything negative.
Someone who says "i knew that was going to happen".
People who drag you down with their constant negative comments and criticisms about everything.
Someone who says "i knew that was going to happen".
People who drag you down with their constant negative comments and criticisms about everything.
Farneyman
Tour Winner
I hate the noise Thecraws clubs make flying through the air, especially the putter.
