What you hate to hear out on the course?

[white_feather]

What phrase really niggles you which you hear out on the course?

One of mine has to be "unlucky", especially when you miss a short putt.

I think unless it's hit a spike mark or a bald eagle has swooped down and stolen your ball then there was nothing unlucky about it, it was just a bad stroke applied to the golf ball.

 

[tsped83]

After one of my drives;

"I think that's a bit right mate...."

 

[HawkeyeMS]

"Was that a blob on the last hole Mike?"

 

[One Planer]

After you hit a screamer don the middle on a blind tee shot, to then not be able to find your ball, and your partner says

"Well it looked good in the air"

 

[dotty001]

well out!

i say it and cringe!! why , its a crap shot out the rough or bunker just stay silent!!

 

[bladeplayer]

Maybe you should hit a provo just in case ..

ya take a line where it crossed the hazard and drop ba................

 

[Qwerty]

"Shall we let them play through"

 

[Deke]

Mr Mackay the police are here for you again! Hate that...

 

[bigslice]

are you sure that was a 9 not a 10
is that 7 off the tee

 

[Scotty_Tom]

That's the best one you've hit all day.......... when it clearly wasn't!

 

[stevie_r]

Not related to humans at all but currently the pheasant on my course. Strutting around the course like they own it and screeching loud enough to wake the dead, normally just as you start the down swing. I had to wait for two to finish having a square go on the fringe of our 8th green last week.

And no, delicious or not, I'm not cramming a freshly slain pheasant into my bag.

 

[thecraw]

Traffic!

You should not hear traffic from the golf course! That's wrong.


(I also hate hearing Fabian's voice as that means I got the short straw again!)

 

[HomerJSimpson]

"Was that a blob on the last hole Mike?"

We tend to hear **** *** Stannard resonating across the course as the above plays out. I was on the 3rd tee and Mike was on the 7th green (about 60 yards away) and had clearly blobbed (not his favourite hole

 

[Curls]

Bandit.

As applied to my playing partner more often than myself, but sometimes me also. If I'm a bandit and we just halved after 18 holes then by that rationale you are a bandit.

Hate hate hate the word, sour grapes. If someone plays below their handicap to beat me I'll shake their hand and say great golf, the last thing I'll do is stand at the bar and say "watch that bandit".

 

[StrangelyBrown]

A lot of words that would have me banned from these hallowed pages.

 

[woody69]

Bandit.

As applied to my playing partner more often than myself, but sometimes me also. If I'm a bandit and we just halved after 18 holes then by that rationale you are a bandit.

Hate hate hate the word, sour grapes. If someone plays below their handicap to beat me I'll shake their hand and say great golf, the last thing I'll do is stand at the bar and say "watch that bandit".

calm down bandit.

 

[bluewolf]

Oh look, there's a senior ladies comp in front of us!!!!!

 

[HawkeyeMS]

We tend to hear **** *** Stannard resonating across the course as the above plays out. I was on the 3rd tee and Mike was on the 7th green (about 60 yards away) and had clearly blobbed (not his favourite hole

That has been quite prevelent the last couple of weeks I'll grant you that. If you're talking about the medal last weekend, that was actually a bogey, what you heard was in response to a 3-putt with a hint of a hangover from the 7 I had just made on the par 3 6th

 

[Hobbit]

FORE!!!! Closely followed by, "OUCH!"

 

[Slab]

When your FC asks with mock innocence....is it still their tee-box?