Foxholer
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I think more signs could be helpful. Encourage people to accept the pace of play as it is. Remind people that they are there to enjoy, the game, the company, the exercise, and the pleasant surroundings. Put signs at the tee benches asking people to take the weight of their feet for a few minutes if they are waiting to play, and rather that give in to stereotype bitching about the group ahead, just realise how lucky they are to be playing such a fine game with their friends, and that a while more on the course really doesnt amount to a hill of beans. And play your part. Tell a joke, a story, or whatever chit chat you favour and help your more excitable companions from getting too het up about not being able to play speed golf. It it comes up at committee meetings, explain that pace is not the be all and end of of being on a golf course. The anti slow play bandwagon has gotten up a steady head of steam in the last couple of decades, but attitudes can be changed. Be part of it.
Post of the year!
If you want guaranteed times, go play another sport/find another pastime - I bet all 'true golfers' will be back within 1 season!
That doesn't/won't stop anyone from being frustrated by slow play - and what it does to your game - but hey, that's life! The alternative (no golf) is much worse!
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