What is the daftest sign / notice you've ever seen at a golf club?

[Imurg]

Every year the Captain picks his Charity and a hazard/place on the course where, if you end up there, you are asked to give a pound.
Last year's was if you failed to hit the 12th green ( 120ish yards).
The sign was nailed to a smallish tree between the 11th green and 12th tee.
Looked good....

Until all the leaves came out and covered it up - if you didn't know it was there you wouldn't find it!

 

[MadAdey]

On most courses you will always see the sign

"DANGER DEEP WATER, SWIMMING IS STRICLY PROHIBITED"

It is against a hole full of dirty stagnent water that stinks, when I look at it the last thing on my mind is to slip into my speedos and have a dip.

 

[LinksTurf]

One at Carnoustie, "suggestion box." The box was in the middle of a large pond!!

Yes, I like that too. On Carnoustie Buddon at new 3rd hole (Old 4th). Shows the greenkeepers have a sense of humour!

 

[Captainron]

The signs on the tee boxes at Skukuza golf club all carry warnings about being killed by the wildlife. The course plays around the aptly named 'Lake Panic'

 

[GB72]

On most courses you will always see the sign

"DANGER DEEP WATER, SWIMMING IS STRICLY PROHIBITED"

It is against a hole full of dirty stagnent water that stinks, when I look at it the last thing on my mind is to slip into my speedos and have a dip.

I thought you would have been straight in there last week if it were not for the sign.