What is the daftest sign / notice you've ever seen at a golf club?

[Doon frae Troon]

I went into one cloakroom ( I can't remember where ) and the sign read;

Our aim is to keep these toilets clean, your aim helps.

I thought they were taking the p...

If you sprinkle while you tinkle
Be a sweet and keep it neat

 

[Green Bay Hacker]

'Massage in the old pro shop'

Next time I'm over there I will get a pic to post.

 

[Hovisbap]

Ouch !!!

 

[Khamelion]

Can't remember where I saw it but...

"Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"

 

[mchacker]

Hopeman golf club, 5th tee; "Please do not play to the green"


Unfortunately this refers to tee shots as it is a short 90 degree dogleg

 

[hovis]

On the tee " no practice swings"

 

[North Mimms]

On the tee " no practice swings"

THIS should be in the Rule book!

 

[Crow]

Or this one in France... as if any of us have that much control over it...
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Just having that sign there will mean that the number of balls leaked right will double as players try not to hit them right.

 

[john0]

Women and Seniors welcome..........

 

[shivas irons]

Muni in the states " NO SKATEBOARDING" apparently kids were skateboarding down the cart paths, sounds like fun!.

 

[Wabinez]

Last year at my place, there ws a sign up saying:

"Beware,
Adder's spotted on the course"

to which someone had made some slight changes to:

"Beware,
BlackAdder's spotted on the course"

which then had "what about Baldrick" added soon after.

The sign didn't last too much longer after that

 

[Foxholer]

Signs that get up my nose the most are the ones that say 'Next Tee --->' but are positioned such that the only way you can see them is if you are on the way to the (correct) tee! The one to Laleham's 11th is a classic - halfway there, past the other possible candidate (the 16th).

How about this one!

Not on a Golf course presumably! Though it could apply to some!

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

In a clubhouse I visited Sunday:
Behind the bar was a list of "spot"fines hand written on a chalk board.
Some were the normal transgressions about dress code but in amongst them were,
"Using a mobile phone in the clubhouse - £5"
"Telling lies on the phone - £50"

 

[bobmac]

 

[TheClaw]

Warning this sign has sharp edges.

 

[shivas irons]

Ha ha love it!

 

[bernix]

"ZEBRA DROPPINGS IN THE BUNKERS ARE CONSIDERED LOOSE IMPEDIMENT AND MAY BE REMOVED"
Umhlali GC

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Not golf but on the pathway through Salisbury Plain [used once a year for the Neolithic marathon] there are signs every couple of miles that say.

'Do not stray from this path or you may be killed'

 

[malek988]

"if fore is shouted, take evasive action" Spa GC

aye aye Mavrick

 

[EdHendo]

"if fore is shouted, take evasive action" Spa GC

aye aye Mavrick

Brilliant