What a total and utter knob!

[Smiffy]

Ordered a Chinese earlier, for delivery at 7.30.
Food came to £18.00 so I had a £20.00 note ready to give the guy which included a little tip.
Sitting on the sofa, see a bloke walk past the front window with a carrier bag in his hand, so go to the front door.
Without really looking, I hand him the £20.00 and say "keep the change" to which he replies "I'm flabbergasted".
I then look up and see him stuffing my £20.00 note into a Christian Aid collection envelope....

 

[kid2]

Ordered a Chinese earlier, for delivery at 7.30.
Food came to £18.00 so I had a £20.00 note ready to give the guy which included a little tip.
Sitting on the sofa, see a bloke walk past the front window with a carrier bag in his hand, so go to the front door.
Without really looking, I hand him the £20.00 and say "keep the change" to which he replies "I'm flabbergasted".
I then look up and see him stuffing my £20.00 note into a Christian Aid collection envelope....

Thats a dear Chinese Smiff.

That chaps probably after stuffing 2 quid of that 20 into the envelope and bought his own Chinese for his dinner tonight out of the remainder.

 

[fundy]

Priceless

 

[kid2]

Priceless

Literally

 

[Andy]

I'd have told him to hand it back and told him where to go lol

Andy

 

[chrisd]

I'm just stunned that you could eat a chinese so early in the morning!



Chris

 

[grumpyjock]

I'm just stunned that you could eat a chinese so early in the morning!



Chris

He can eat it at anytime.
Typical in a ruddy hurry as usual, look before you leap Bob.

 

[19thagain]

You are so, so funny!

 

[richart]

Don't worry Rob, if it was the note i gave you for winning at Copthorne it was a fake anyway.

 

[Gazp]

Reminds me of my mate who was standing in a queue at the cashpoint....next door was a beauty salon & in walked a woman who was not the prettiest of women. My mate said to the chap standing behind him "It will cost her a fortune in there" the bloke replied "That's my missus mate"....priceless.

 

[G1BB0]

quality

 

[vig]

I was stood next to bloke joining the gym, he said to one of the trainers, " what machine should I use to impress that gorgeous young lady over there" quick as a flash the trainer said ATM.

 

[Losttheplot]

I was driving my bus when a fat bird got on and said, "Single please."
I said, "You're never single."
She smiled and said, "Aww, I am single, are you flirting with me?"
I said, "No, you'll take up two seats, you fat [****] so you'll need a double."

 

[Piece]

I was driving my bus when a fat bird got on and said, "Single please."
I said, "You're never single."
She smiled and said, "Aww, I am single, are you flirting with me?"
I said, "No, you'll take up two seats, you fat [****] so you'll need a double."

Lol