The Open Caption Competition

[Andy808]

"If I'm going to win this thing the hole needs to be THIS BIG!"

 

[Moquillo19]

I met that nice, young, good looking Moquillo19 at The London Club once and got this close to him!!!!

 

[Slab]

"Why are you all looking at me, you realise I don't really have an invisible meatball sub don't you?"

 

[Davey S2]

"Rory? Rory couldn't get it in from this far"

 

[USER1999]

Tigers schlong really is like this. I've seen him in the showers.

 

[spawn_ukuk]

G-Mac says " i swear i went to the bathroom after tiger and it was this big, No wonder it didn't flush "

Yay toilet jokes

 

[Iaing]

" So when I say to Kristen that I agree that women shouldn't get into Muirfield, she only goes and throws the iron at me!!"

" Missed me by this much."

 

[JCW]

Tiger and Rory are this close as mates

 

[Hendo007]

Now tell me again Tiger, if I have to drop the ball I can actually drop it this far from where it should be dropped and I still won't be Dq'd

This wins it for me