The Open Caption Competition

[Davey S2]

No Claret Jug for the winner I'm afraid but let's have your suggestions for what G-Mac is saying

 

[pokerjoke]

GMac is saying.
Tiger told me her bum was this big,however ive just seen her and trust me that's one of her thighs.

 

[Foxholer]

'Tiger is now fully recovered from his injury!'

'Phil doesn't need a Driver if he can hit one of his 5 wedges to this distance!'

 

[Piece]

"The field at the Scottish Open was this strong.."

 

[HawkeyeMS]

"I played a practice round with Westwood this morning, his putting is definitely improving, there were a couple he only missed by this much"

 

[One Planer]

"With the way he's swinging just now, Rory, ma wee mon, needs a driver with a head this big to keep it in play"

 

[Doon frae Troon]

No kidding this is the average size of a male GM forum's pen











cil.

 

[blackpuddinmonster]

How did a numpty like me manage to bag a dish like Kristen ???

 

[JustOne]

"Currently my ego is THIS big...."

 

[ArnoldArmChewer]

Now tell me again Tiger, if I have to drop the ball I can actually drop it this far from where it should be dropped and I still won't be Dq'd

 

[srixon 1]

My mate Derek over on HDID wants the hole to be this big!

 

[Pin-seeker]

Potato!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 1418]

"No, I have no idea how I won a major either".

 

[Deleted member 1418]

"Yes, ok, you've rumbled me, I am Gerard Butler and not GMac".

 

[bladeplayer]

"rise above the flames pooba po po bagpipes"?


No ? ah shucks ?

 

[richart]

GMac, how big a pinch of salt should you take forumers long drive boasts ?

 

[jimbob.someroo]

So I saw Tiger and Sergio were still bickering so I grabbed the back of their heads and smashed 'em together.

 

[Hovisbap]

"So I said - Look Jordan, this really is how we say hello in Ireland"

 

[Bobirdie]

At the end of the rainbow you'l find a pot of gold this big and a swing for rory and a putting stroke for westy

 

[Fader]

Reporter to GMac " So how did a portly Irishman with dodgy yank accent pull a stunner like the future Mrs GMac"

Gmac responds "Because since I met her I've managed to convince her this is how big 6 inches really is"!