The most interesting job at your club?

[Deleted member 1147]

We’ve loads of current and former footballers. Including a double European Cup winner, FA cup winner, World Cup players etc

 

[clubchamp98]

Just found out we have a professional mole catcher.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Just found out we have a professional mole catcher.

Send him to us. We're plagued with the buggers at the moment

 

[clubchamp98]

Send him to us. We're plagued with the buggers at the moment

That’s how I found out,
He was hunting them on our 2nd .
Was going to stay and watch how he did it but had a fiver on a match.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

That’s how I found out,
He was hunting them on our 2nd .
Was going to stay and watch how he did it but had a fiver on a match.

To be honest I'd have given the £5 and watched. You'd only have lost it anyway

 

[clubchamp98]

To be honest I'd have given the £5 and watched. You'd only have lost it anyway

I did.

 

[williamalex1]

Here's a few of our members with famous names, Willie Nelson, Roy [ from ] Orbiston, Alex Mcleish, Charlie Brown, Kenny Dalgleish, Billy Graham, Richard Wilson

 

[spongebob59]

Kent and WI cricketer, John Sheppard. Played in our swindle, fantastic stories.

Also got a piano tuner, he keeps.trying to retire but can't find anyone to take his client list ?

 

[Lord Tyrion]

That’s how I found out,
He was hunting them on our 2nd .
Was going to stay and watch how he did it but had a fiver on a match.

I saw someone 'deal'with a mole at a previous club. Pretty brutal, not pleasant. Underground trap, opened it up, pulled out the mole, whacked it ?. I didn't realise what he was doing until the arm was swinging down ?

 

[williamalex1]

I saw someone 'deal'with a mole at a previous club. Pretty brutal, not pleasant. Underground trap, opened it up, pulled out the mole, whacked it ?. I didn't realise what he was doing until the arm was swinging down ?

I spotted what I think was a mole trap on a fairway at Auchterarder last week. Just a yard or so from a pile of earth [ mole hill ?] there was, 2 short metal rods sticking out of the ground, with what looked like a spring connecting them.

 

[Swinglowandslow]

Previous club we had two Lightning pilots.One was regular pp. He also flew Spitfires and flew one in the film Battle of Britain.
First class fellow.

 

[ScienceBoy]

We have a Cathedral Organist.

I bet they are very coordinated...

My regular 4 ball was me and three dentisits... My car looked very out of place against theirs.

I really havent played with anyone more famous than bobmac.

 

[Leftie]

Sports people, actors, comedians, etc are 2 a penny at golf clubs and do not, imo, have the "most interesting jobs".

We do have (now retired) police protection officers one who worked for HRH The Queen and one in Ministerial protection. The first was an ordinary copper who first got involved when Michael Fagan got into the queen's bedroom and his career developed from there. Has some absolutely great stories than he can tell, but equally many that he can't.

 

[williamalex1]

I bet they are very coordinated...

My regular 4 ball was me and three dentisits... My car looked very out of place against theirs.

I really havent played with anyone more famous than bobmac.

Bobmac for Pope

 

[Leftie]

Bobmac for Pope

Nah. Wouldn't work. I was in St Peter's Square a while ago to watch the Pope's blessing and the chap next to me asked who that bloke in the white dress standing next to Bobmac was.

 

[nickjdavis]

I believe that we have an underwater bomb disposal expert at our club.

 

[clubchamp98]

We have a couple of “ I can’t tell you what I do or I will have to kill you “
Really.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

We have a couple of “ I can’t tell you what I do or I will have to kill you “
Really.

I had one of those as well, a major who worked in NI during the troubles.
One of my old clubs boasted a Derby and a Grand National winning owners.

 

[Slime]

We have a guy who used to be in one of the most successful rock bands of all time.
He also shares my birthday!

 

[Old Skier]

Drummer of the Rolling Stones, he’d go anywhere to get away from his wife think he’s just a social member now and haven’t seen him for over a year and that was at a concert.