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The "definitive" Old Farts v Whippersnappers thread.......

Gentlemen please!!!!!!

All of these stupid "ageist" comments are doing nothing to add to the friendliness and fair play that a big meet like this should encourage.
I can see it all ending in tears, with personal grudge matches developing, petty squabbling over this, that and the other, and a general feeling of animosity between the two teams.







Can we ramp it up a notch!!
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I think the Old Farts should pick one of the below for their team Badge

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Rumour has it that some of the whippersnappers may have lied about their age. Any comment Dave ?:whistle:;)

Currently 46, will be 47 on Feb 21st, born in 69, or at least that my dad tells me, I do often wonder whether that first step on the moon was real.

Before taking up golf, Dave used to chase parked buses. Hence he looks a little older than his 59 yrs...
 
Oy old farts, the co-operative are doing a special on these, may want to get your names down :D

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Blimey these old boys are a bit feisty aren't they ?


Will they be repeating the trash talk as memory losses set in ?
 
And I expect the silly sods will lower the tone of the place and start throwing bread rolls or brussells sprouts around at the meal table in the evening.
Makes me sick.

Forget team colours then, they can wear bibs :smirk:

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Perhaps we can go to the bar after golf and if the hotel gets one of these then that'll keep the little ones amused and out of our hair (well assuming some of us still have hair)

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Perhaps we can go to the bar after golf and if the hotel gets one of these then that'll keep the little ones amused and out of our hair (well assuming some of us still have hair)

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Yes, lets hope it has a Whacky Warehouse for them to burn off any excess energy so they all sleep well at night whilst we stop up drinking and swapping stories of our triumphs :smirk:
 
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