The answer to slow play or a recipe for disaster?

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That would have been great, but I don't think I'd have got away with it as it was my honeymoon! We did South Africa and then a week of relaxation in Mauritius staying at the Oberoi - so there wasn't a golf course at the hotel, if there was then I might have stood a better chance of sneaking a game in. Mauritius is a wonderful place to live!

I'm sure I'll be back again before too long though and I'll definitely give you a shout when I am.

Please do
(and you wouldn't have been the first honeymooner that I've met on the course

Edit: and belated congratulations)