Stupid ways to get injured Part 1 - Walking the Dog

[Captain_Black]

Broke my wrist in a head on crash on holiday in the dodgem cars, thanks to some stupid women deciding to go the wrong way .

 

[Doh]

After jumping out of a plane i got myself into a bad position and landed on the only bit of concrete within miles you should have seen the bruising on my backside.

 

[One Planer]

Filling-in, in goal, for a friends 5-a-side team.

Slid out to claim the ball, attacker decided to put the boot in.

Dislocated and fractured my thumb and plenty of soft tissue damage. Luckily this was before I took up golf

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Get a dog

As soon as it touches the floor it's his. [unless it is lettuce]