Tashyboy
Please don’t ask to see my tatts 👍
I’m putting together an open letter of apology to the citizens of Armagh, Keady, Newtownards and others for the wanton damage I may have caused to their back gardens, fences, gates and hedgerows during the 1970’s, while carrying out my duties as instructed by my senior officers, also apologies for any damage done to vehicles passing through the various VCP’s that I was involved in at the time. This was obviously uncalled for, but in my defence, I’m actually trying not to be shot, blown up or spat at. My next step is to hand myself into my local police station if I can find it.
If you had flattened my daffodils you would of had my boot up your Arse. If I could of found you camouflaged in the cabbage patch.



