Hacker Khan
Yurt Dwelling, Yoghurt Knitter
Not sure I'd agree that Ian Poulter should get a Knighthood.
However I think he's certainly a worthy candidate for Sports Personality of the Year.
Ian Poulter epitomises what a sports personality is after his showing on Saturday afternoon and on Sunday.
His passion, enthusiasm, commitment, will to win and never say die attitude is what shone through in abundance this past weekend.
Absolutely no chance. Especially in this sporting year. He's currently about 190 to 1 on Betfair, and you don't see many poor bookies.
SPOTY will be
1) Wiggo
2) Mo Farrah (assuming he doesn't refuse to give an acceptance speech as he's granted an exclusive to OK magazine)
3) Andy Murray