bobmac
Major Champion
Back in the olden days, golf was for the priveledged rich.
No "ordinary" people or women were allowed.
In those days, golfers knew how to behave, dress, speak and respect the committee, Captain and elders in general.
Professionals were only allowed in the clubhouse via the back door and certainly weren't allowed to fraternise with the members.
Golf clubs had a dress code that they were proud of and was strictly adhered to by the members and that meant Jacket and tie in the clubhouse at all times.
Then it went wrong.
The "ordinary" people were allowed to play golf and even the wummin.
Gone were the days when a chap could be proud of his club tie and membership of a golf club was something to be admired and even envied. Your membership opened doors both in social circles and in business where a chap knew where he stood.
Now it's a nightmare.
Women, children and youths charging around the cluhouse causing trouble and crawling around the course dressed in all sorts of shell suits and cargo pants (whatever they are) and holding up the important members...the gentlemen of the club.
We now have car salesmen, builders and general tradesmen joining our clubs, lowering the tone and disrupting the honourary members everywhere you turn.
I have almost reached the point where enough is enough.
I think it's time to call it a day and reluctantly resign from the golf club I was once proud to call my self a member of which was once a bastion of good manners, etiquette and decorum where a proper gentleman could go and be with others of his class, importance and standing... well away from the "ordinary" people.
So, farewell to the youths, yobs, children and yes, even women and thank you for ruining the last place an important chap could go and relax amongst his fellow friends.
Still reading?
Obviously, all the stuff above is total rubbish and I don't agree with any of it.
I just wanted to know how many people (if any) get half way through the post and rattle off a reply without reading all of it (including this bit).
So basically, it's a trap for Smiffy
No "ordinary" people or women were allowed.
In those days, golfers knew how to behave, dress, speak and respect the committee, Captain and elders in general.
Professionals were only allowed in the clubhouse via the back door and certainly weren't allowed to fraternise with the members.
Golf clubs had a dress code that they were proud of and was strictly adhered to by the members and that meant Jacket and tie in the clubhouse at all times.
Then it went wrong.
The "ordinary" people were allowed to play golf and even the wummin.
Gone were the days when a chap could be proud of his club tie and membership of a golf club was something to be admired and even envied. Your membership opened doors both in social circles and in business where a chap knew where he stood.
Now it's a nightmare.
Women, children and youths charging around the cluhouse causing trouble and crawling around the course dressed in all sorts of shell suits and cargo pants (whatever they are) and holding up the important members...the gentlemen of the club.
We now have car salesmen, builders and general tradesmen joining our clubs, lowering the tone and disrupting the honourary members everywhere you turn.
I have almost reached the point where enough is enough.
I think it's time to call it a day and reluctantly resign from the golf club I was once proud to call my self a member of which was once a bastion of good manners, etiquette and decorum where a proper gentleman could go and be with others of his class, importance and standing... well away from the "ordinary" people.
So, farewell to the youths, yobs, children and yes, even women and thank you for ruining the last place an important chap could go and relax amongst his fellow friends.
Still reading?
Obviously, all the stuff above is total rubbish and I don't agree with any of it.
I just wanted to know how many people (if any) get half way through the post and rattle off a reply without reading all of it (including this bit).
So basically, it's a trap for Smiffy
