Scouser v Bluewolf

Well tomorrow, my little one goes off into the big bad world.

He's got his first away matchplay, and fingers crossed for him. I know you have to cut the apron strings some time, but it's a harsh world out there. Cheats, blaggers, bluffers and good players are out there, and I don't think he's prepared just yet. I've tried my hardest to toughen him up in this last year, but he's still naive, and oh so innocent.


I've made him his packed lunch, his favourite treats, and a big bottle of laudanum (sorry, lemonade). I've ironed his frilly polo, pleated leather shorts and basketball socks and I hope he'll fit in ok, as he's not a good mixer, if I'm honest. I'll make his favourite meal for when he comes home - humble pie, just in case he has a bad day. I'll give him his new present before he goes, a thunderslammer driver, oh yes and a silver bullet as well.


I just hope he enjoys it, and doesn't make a show of himself, but you've got to give them their freedom some time.


Fly, fly little birdie.


Fly,fly.:smirk:
 
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