Scouser v Bluewolf

Scouser said:
I hope your golf is as sharp as your jokes.............. I have caught the nations heart (well some of the folk on GM anyway)
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My golf could be as sharp as your fashion sense and I'd still take you to the cleaners mate. I'm just in the process of picking my Tin Cup. I might plump for a custom made one.....:whistle:
 
bluewolf said:
My golf could be as sharp as your fashion sense and I'd still take you to the cleaners mate. I'm just in the process of picking my Tin Cup. I might plump for a custom made one.....:whistle:
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HAHAH they wont do your design .....Pete you were right he did mention it :rofl:

BTW ...the votes are 4-3 to me hahaha a bit like it will be on Monday.... there's my prediction
 
Scouser said:
HAHAH they wont do your design .....Pete you were right he did mention it :rofl:

BTW ...the votes are 4-3 to me hahaha a bit like it will be on Monday.... there's my prediction
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I'm not going to pick a score mate. I wouldn't want to completely ruin your confidence. But, lets put it this way. I've just been through the online course planner, and I didn't bother to look at the holes past the 13th......:ears:
 
Scouser said:
i shall look now
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I think you misinterpreted the intent of my comment dippy. It wasn't that the 13th was particularly difficult (It wouldn't matter as its only 1 hole and this is matchplay), it was more that I wouldn't need any more than 13. Seriously, I should not need to explain this to a grown man..... Or even a partially grown man with a childs handicap!!!!
 
Scouser said:
HAHAH they wont do your design .....Pete you were right he did mention it :rofl:

BTW ...the votes are 4-3 to me hahaha a bit like it will be on Monday.... there's my prediction
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I told you - the FA cup would look nice wolfie.

Come on scouser - the forces sweetheart. Just as long as your humble, if your not, come on dan - bury him!!!!!

Ian, I can see wolfie's baseball swing going even flatter, as the pressure mounts, the grip tightens, the beads of sweat sullying his flatcap. The sun comes out, but he's not used to it in Wigan, so thinks his world will end.

The third lip-out on the run, starts to chafe, the unkind bounce. Is this a rabbit scrape Karl? The dry mouth, the hangover kicking in, Ooh, my knee, that old synchronised swimming injury. He starts to feel his years, he imagines typing his obituary on the forum that night, how can he look into his kids eyes tonight. I missed the cup final last week, we went down last week, this could be the worst week of my life. Panic. Did I do a tactical poo before I came out, I knew I shouldn't have washed them 10 pints of stella down with a Bhuna. Play suspended. Play re-started, he looks 5 years older, he should buy a new moisteuriser, his eyes are drooping, the limp kicks in again......

Dan, I'll do his tomorrow.
 
Liverbirdie said:
I told you - the FA cup would look nice wolfie.

Come on scouser - the forces sweetheart. Just as long as your humble, if your not, come on dan - bury him!!!!!

Ian, I can see wolfie's baseball swing going even flatter, as the pressure mounts, the grip tightens, the beads of sweat sullying his flatcap. The sun comes out, but he's not used to it in Wigan, so thinks his world will end.

The third lip-out on the run, starts to chafe, the unkind bounce. Is this a rabbit scrape Karl? The dry mouth, the hangover kicking in, Ooh, my knee, that old synchronised swimming injury. He starts to feel his years, he imagines typing his obituary on the forum that night, how can he look into his kids eyes tonight. I missed the cup final last week, we went down last week, this could be the worst week of my life. Panic. Did I do a tactical poo before I came out, I knew I shouldn't have washed them 10 pints of stella down with a Bhuna. Play suspended. Play re-started, he looks 5 years older, he should buy a new moisteuriser, his eyes are drooping, the limp kicks in again......

Dan, I'll do his tomorrow.
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Classic mate, You've just described the recurring nightmare I've been having for the last few days!!!

Oh, and the idea of Scouser being humble is laughable. He'll stalk me till my dying day if he beats me. I'll be on holiday in Majorca and there'll be a tap on the back and some gormless face behind me will say "Alreet La, remember when I beat you at Lymm. That was the greatest day of my life. Let me talk you through it". Cue 4 hours of torture. And he'll do it every bleeding night of my holiday......
 
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Scouser said:
I know what you meant...hole 16 I am not looking forward to but the matchplay will be over then so I will happily drop 2 oom points
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You dippy berk, we decided that it wasn't for the OOM. Do you really want to select your worst score since.........Oh, last Sunday, for the OOM.....
 
Scouser said:
Can I not put it in as I will be a shot ahead of you on most holes ;o)
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You'd have to decalre it beforehand, then work out the 7/8ths after we finish. I'm not declaring mine as matchplay is a different animal to Stroke. I don't need to beat the course, I just need to beat you. Am I going to have to explain matchplay to you again?
 
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