Scouser v Bluewolf

I told you - the FA cup would look nice wolfie.

Come on scouser - the forces sweetheart. Just as long as your humble, if your not, come on dan - bury him!!!!!

Ian, I can see wolfie's baseball swing going even flatter, as the pressure mounts, the grip tightens, the beads of sweat sullying his flatcap. The sun comes out, but he's not used to it in Wigan, so thinks his world will end.

The third lip-out on the run, starts to chafe, the unkind bounce. Is this a rabbit scrape Karl? The dry mouth, the hangover kicking in, Ooh, my knee, that old synchronised swimming injury. He starts to feel his years, he imagines typing his obituary on the forum that night, how can he look into his kids eyes tonight. I missed the cup final last week, we went down last week, this could be the worst week of my life. Panic. Did I do a tactical poo before I came out, I knew I shouldn't have washed them 10 pints of stella down with a Bhuna. Play suspended. Play re-started, he looks 5 years older, he should buy a new moisteuriser, his eyes are drooping, the limp kicks in again......

Dan, I'll do his tomorrow.

Have I missed scousers round in the eyes of the LB?
 
Aye, go on I'll join in the fun.

I'm a bit of an amatuer when it comes to matchplay and I hadn't actually played in a knockout until tonight. I really enjoyed it and I can't believe Ive never entered before.

:thup:

Just need fish and podg to say we can put it to the vote
 
I think we need a grudge matchplay meet. All losers have to buy the opponent lunch afterwards and clean the winners clubs and shoes in front of all the winners sat outside enjoying a victory beer :rofl:
 
Aye, go on I'll join in the fun.

I'm a bit of an amatuer when it comes to matchplay and I hadn't actually played in a knockout until tonight. I really enjoyed it and I can't believe Ive never entered before.

Matchplay is good isnt it? Im new ish to it as well, only ever played 3 matches but really enjoyed it even though ive lost 2 of them :D
 
Grudge matchplay meet, sounds pretty good. Could be a nice Oct meet on the links just as or just before winter rules kick in and all the seasons medals are done.
 
Just going on the handicaps I see the match going something like this.......

After the usual formalities on the first tee The Wolf will get out of the blocks quickly going 4 up after 5 holes.
At this point Scouser will start to relax and play the golf he is capable of.
By the 9th Scouser is only one down and thinking he has a chance only to throw the 10th to go 2 down again.
With only 8 holes to go it's still pretty close and the Wolf shoots a great birdie to go 3 up.
Confidence is growing that he can finish this on the 15 but Scouser comes back at him again over the next two holes to only be 1 down with 5 to play.
14 and 15 are halved and the pressure is growing on the Wolf to win with 3 holes to play.
A great drive from Scouser adds more pressure on the Wolf and he hooks his drive deep into trouble. He hacks out onto the fairway but still well behind Scouser so has to go for a tricky shot into the green but hits a greenside bunker. Scouser comes up a little short of the green but a good chip leaves him a gimme putt. It's AS with 2 to play.
The 17th is poorly played by both players with the hole eventually being halved.
An eerie quiet has developed between the players as they walk to the 18th tee.
Again Scouser hoons one up the middle but Wolf hits a cracker, this is going down to the wire. Scouser is 10 yards behind the Wolf but catches his second sweet as a nut putting his ball on the front edge of the green with a 30 footer left. The Wolf hits a beauty to 12 foot and an uphill putt to finish.
Scouser, knowing how much this putt means, takes a good look from every angle, picks his line and hits it right into the middle of the cup. It's not over though as Wolf has a uphill putt with a little right to left break on it. He takes an equal amount of time to pick his speed and line, takes aim and hits it............
The ball is rolling on a great line, both players look on, six feet to go and it's still looking good, Wolf is willing the ball into the hole while Scouser is hoping it misses, 2 foot to go, the pace is good, 1 foot to go, it has to be in. The ball catches the lip of the hole and rolls 360 degrees around the hole but stays on the lip, Scouser wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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This thread has been a great read - the buildup and hype is intensifying like a boxing match. Is there gonna be a weigh in? Thats when the friendly banter usually comes to an end :)

Although a fan of Chocolate hob knobs, I reckon the underdog might do it.
 
This thread has been a great read - the buildup and hype is intensifying like a boxing match. Is there gonna be a weigh in? Thats when the friendly banter usually comes to an end :)

Although a fan of Chocolate hob knobs, I reckon the underdog might do it.

But who is really the underdog?
 
I told you - the FA cup would look nice wolfie.

Come on scouser - the forces sweetheart. Just as long as your humble, if your not, come on dan - bury him!!!!!

Ian, I can see wolfie's baseball swing going even flatter, as the pressure mounts, the grip tightens, the beads of sweat sullying his flatcap. The sun comes out, but he's not used to it in Wigan, so thinks his world will end.

The third lip-out on the run, starts to chafe, the unkind bounce. Is this a rabbit scrape Karl? The dry mouth, the hangover kicking in, Ooh, my knee, that old synchronised swimming injury. He starts to feel his years, he imagines typing his obituary on the forum that night, how can he look into his kids eyes tonight. I missed the cup final last week, we went down last week, this could be the worst week of my life. Panic. Did I do a tactical poo before I came out, I knew I shouldn't have washed them 10 pints of stella down with a Bhuna. Play suspended. Play re-started, he looks 5 years older, he should buy a new moisteuriser, his eyes are drooping, the limp kicks in again......

Dan, I'll do his tomorrow.

Scouser's thoughts:-

Clubhouse:-My word, Dan's a big lad compared to me. Steps out of the shower.

I wish he'd get out of trap two, one more visit will see me ok.

1st tee:- What am I doing here, what am I doing here, what am I doing here?

Hob nobs, check
4th pack of hob nobs, check
Bourbons, in case the hob nobs don't work, check
Tunnocks tea cakes - just in case, check

Have I enough balls, 15 should be enough, if not the extra 15 I gave Karl on the sly, will do me. Erm, and the 15 Louise has.

Toilet rolls, oh yes.

Breathe deeply, oh god, did I brush my teeth? I don't think I did, I must have forgotten. It's ok I've 4 packs of softmints. Hope no-one notices. Right driver or hybrid? Which hybrid, I've 7 to pick from? Did I put an extra one in today, or two? Crap!!!! 16 clubs in my bag - what shall I do, bluff it or take 2 out. Well I haven't teed off yet, so I'm ok to take them out. Just nipping the car, people, back in a minute. Phew

How could I not have brushed my teeth. maybe because I got up quick to arrive here at 4.45 am to practice. Better have a 1/2 pack of hob nobs before I start. Ok Dan you to take us away. dan stripes one down the middle 286 yards, 60 left to the pin.

My bag explodes, my trolley breaks under the weight, I fall asleep, nature takes it's course. 2nd shower of the day ensues.........

Play suspended.

Next day

Buys linseed oil and gets the cricket gear back out the loft.
 
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Just don't let me down. :cheers:
 
Grudge matchplay meet, sounds pretty good. Could be a nice Oct meet on the links just as or just before winter rules kick in and all the seasons medals are done.

That sounds like an idea. All medals will be finished and so will the OOM etc. I think most will have a rival/target in mind by then :D

Will look into some options.
 
Omg fish... Straight in with bragging rights.
.. What's podge gonna bring to the table

Oh yes, I've got to get Dave thinking, can't believe he's not been involved in matchplay before, or is that a ploy?

13 shots for me :whistle:
 
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