Royal St Georges - Tuesday 23rd February 2016

"Scabbed" ??!

Long drive down the middle of the fairway that eluded your pairing, a lay up to 100 yards and a gap wedge from my favourite distance, followed by a delightful putt from about 12 foot - it was taking candy from a baby! :lol:

Forgot that Roddis has a gob the size of the Blackwall tunnel! :rofl:

Seriously good fun with you guys - many thanks!

I'll give you the drive, but at least you didn't have to contend with the two walkers; were they relatives of yours? I'm not familiar with why you'd lay up to 100 yards from 150 yards out or why you'd airmail the green from your favourite gap wedge distance; suggests you've forgotten to take your tablets again.

I know you've got memory problems but forgetting the size of Roddis' gob? Oh and the comment is more than a tad harsh; to the Blackwall Tunnel. That has a height restriction on it, not something you can claim about Roddis' gob!!

Enjoyed it greatly - we'll get you next time!!
 
We all waited for the inconsiderate knobs to walk the length of the hole, although Murph would have been good to go as his drive was well within 15 yards of the tee!! I was last to drive and was suffering from hypothermia waiting for you to hook your tee shot. My shot in to the green was to a pin about 10 on from the back right and I was about 4 feet off on the fringe - sort of a senior Rory Mcilroy I say!

Roddis's gob - were as one on that one!! :rofl:
 
Is this online bullying :o
Don't blame me for the cracks in your relationship!!

It sounded like you had a high quality match, with the wrong result apparently. Rematch next year?? ;)

Good thing I didn't tell you that Blue did a Dustin Johnson *hank on the hole that Dustin *hanked in the open!!

That would have been widely broadcast .......... well not as widely as I've just done it !! :smirk:
 
Good thing I didn't tell you that Blue did a Dustin Johnson *hank on the hole that Dustin *hanked in the open!!

That would have been widely broadcast .......... well not as widely as I've just done it !! :smirk:

I'm not going to take the mickey out of rubbish golf, I've got no high ground to stand on there:o

I'm more interested in the chemistry been you & Rich (dustin not Rory's Grandad)!! it's a budding bromance but with a little too much sexual tension. A little like a cross been 'Cocoon' & 'Brokeback Mountain' :thup:
 
Had a great time with you all yesterday. However the original society I sat down with (prior to you lot turning up), thinking it was you lot were a lot more welcoming.

When I realised I wanted to world to swallow me
 
Had a great time with you all yesterday. However the original society I sat down with (prior to you lot turning up), thinking it was you lot were a lot more welcoming.

When I realised I wanted to world to swallow me

that's a pretty funny story. You should have had the full English though ;)
 
Had a great time with you all yesterday. However the original society I sat down with (prior to you lot turning up), thinking it was you lot were a lot more welcoming.

When I realised I wanted to world to swallow me

When we realised we did too!
 
I'm more interested in the chemistry been you & Rich (dustin not Rory's Grandad)!! it's a budding bromance but with a little too much sexual tension. A little like a cross been 'Cocoon' & 'Brokeback Mountain' :thup:

I assume that they are films? I've never seen either!

Not the sexual tension with Richard like there is with you for me, it's more like Richard being an old, very worn pair of carpet slippers that I'm just so very comfortable with! :smirk:
 
I assume that they are films? I've never seen either!

Not the sexual tension with Richard like there is with you for me, it's more like Richard being an old, very worn pair of carpet slippers that I'm just so very comfortable with! :smirk:
sorry Chris I forgot you wouldn't recognize any cultural reference of the past 30 years!!!!!
 
Thanks to Simon for another excellent and well organised meet at RSG, the course is really something else and the grub matches it for quality pound for pound.

Thanks to my playing partners Rich, Ben & Jerry for their company, it was a very enjoyable round of golf :thup:

Solid front 9 for me playing bogey golf to turn with 16 points, only had 1 annoying blob on the 9th as I found an unseen bunker which just for a change wasn't GUR!

The back 9 was pretty much the same, I had a little wobble on 12, 13 & 14 only picking up 2 points from the 3 holes, the 13th I just didn't know where to drive to and indecision crept in and a good duck hook followed to see my ball head into the tall grass mounds that were blocking any view of the fairway and ensured I donated my 1st and only ball to the course that day :(

I got it back together then with nice back to back pars on 16 & 17 and just lipped out for a par on 18 for 17 points on the back giving me 33 points, and enough to sit in the winner's enclosure :whoo:

Excellent night out in between RCP & RSG, BIM, Ben, Simon and I went for a curry and very nice it was too, returned to the pub and sat up with Pieman, Blundell and Ben putting the world to rights and sharing a few jars & shorts whilst I was ogling the young barmaid :o

A great 2-days and always nice to see and meet some new faces along with some of the old one's :D

Can't wait for next year already :cool:
 
Big thanks to Simon for organising another great day at Royal St Georges. One of my favourite courses, though to be fair it wasn't in as good condition as Royal Cinque Ports. No rain and a decent breeze was just right for links golf.

Enjoyed the company of Robin, Jerry and Ben, though I hate marking a card for golfers that get more than one shot a hole.:whistle:

32 points was a bit disappointing, as every time I had a short range birdie putt, I got so excited I three putted.

Top lunch, even if I did have to miss pudding to get back for the football.

Sorted next years game yet Simon ?
 
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