Road rage... what would you do?

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kept very cool.

Personally I would have grabbed my driver (clubs are normally in the car) and wrapped it round the blokes head!
 
I've had one experience of road rage and I was on the receiving end!
The bloke cut me up going up a slip, then I went past him perfectly legally in the round about as he was in the wrong lane. He came flying up behind me at the lights jumped out of his car and started yelling and banging on my car roof. He opened my door and grabbed me so I got out and stood about a foot taller than him. He suddenly became very meek and apologetic. I just stood and laughed at him before getting back in the car and driving off.
 
I had a very frightening experience when I was 19, and after finishing work I approached a Granada (thats how long ago it was) that was driving at 25mph, I went to overtake and the moron decided to accelerate keeping me on the wrong side of the road. I pulled in behind him unable to go past as he had much more power than I did. For the next mile or so, he tried to stop me twice, hung out of the window screaming at me and was very threatening. I got away by cutting through an estate after he had driven past the entrance. The next day I told my boss who knew the chap, apparently he was the local physcho, known for his violence, and also that he kept a shotgun in the car. Glad to say not long after he was arrested and sent down for GBH. Just glad I wasnt the victim.
 
I once made an error of judgement in seperating two fools exchanging blows at a road junction... When the old bill duly arrived they arrested me along with the two fools... Once they realised their error they were apologetic... Haven't bothered since... Just drive on by like everyone else...
 
That's crazy. Had someone try and undercut me at a round about. I was in my van and forced him to go round again. He then followed me to my house and got out. A teenager bout 5-8. Baring in mind I'm 6-1 and 16 and half stone I actually said you have 2 choices. Get back in your car and F off or your getting put on your arse in the street. He took the wise choice while being laughed at by a couple of his mates.
 
G1BB0 said:
haha, thats quality Jon, am struggling to type imagining the scene :lol:
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Was just trying to impress his mates I think. Probably only passed his test that day. That's the good thing about having a van. The muppets in there Audis and bmw's that think they own the road don't mess with you in case they get a mark on their pride and joy.
 
I just could not take you serious if you got road rage at me in an Audi TT. I do like the idea of you going at someone with a driver though........but then again are you confident enough that you would actually hit them...................:rofl:
 
G1BB0 said:
ok for some, I am 5ft 9 so stuffed unless its a dwarf :)
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I'm only 3 inches taller than you but it always seems to be the little ones with the big attitude!
I had the same when I had a short holiday on her majestys pleasure, it was always the little ones that wanted to pick a fight trying to prove themselves. None of them did though!
 
MadAdey said:
I just could not take you serious if you got road rage at me in an Audi TT. I do like the idea of you going at someone with a driver though........but then again are you confident enough that you would actually hit them...................:rofl:
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its a TT but the nickname is 'The Beast'

300+ yds off the tee I am a member of the GM forum don't forget ;)
 
Funnily enough, the last time I was a "victim" of road rage I was a passenger as my wife was driving.

Chap cut my,inches from a nasty accident, wife up on a dual carridge way, so my wife being how she is did it right back.

Suffice to say him and his friend didn't like it and followed us for several miles. Flashing lights, tailgating, you get the idea.

Bear in mind it's dark and he had no idea I was in the car.

My wife pulled up at a set of lights, this chap comes banging on her door and opens it, literally screaming expletives at her. His mate opens the passenger door to see a 6', 15 stone, former 2nd row (me) smiling at him.

His pal, too busy screaming at my wife didn't see me get out of the car. He only noticed I was moving towards him as he saw his mate running. By this time I was just passing in front of the bonnet of my wifes' car.

I grabbed him, pinned him to the rear passenger door, I didn't say a word, I just stared at him.

After a few choice words I made him apologise to my wife before frog marching him to his car. God knows where his pal had gone but he wasn't there :mad:

I got back into the car and my wife was laughing her backside off. I just had a cheeky grin, I was that angry. God only knows how I didn't lay him flat on his behind in the middle of the road.
 
so the Ozzy police have the video and car reg and they cant track him down............unbelievable:angry:
 
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