Pathetic Shark
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"I wanted to thank the previous committee but was told no you can't ....... hang on, since when has can't had a u in it?"
Presentation Speeches
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chrisd
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The current fad is to plagiarise a speech from Mrs Obama, so I'd look up her old ones, and Mrs Trumps, and give one of theirs, verbatim!
Tashyboy
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A bloke once told me a story. You can use it
He called up to the clubhouse at Stirrup golf club earlier in the day as he was having his 5oth birthday that evening. Whist in the clubhouse two members came and said " is there any first aiders about as one of the women in there fourball has been hit by a golf ball". He said " I am a first aider from the pit, can I help, where has she been hit" They said " between the first and second hole". he replied " I will have a look but I don't think I have a plaster that big".
you can start with that 👍
He called up to the clubhouse at Stirrup golf club earlier in the day as he was having his 5oth birthday that evening. Whist in the clubhouse two members came and said " is there any first aiders about as one of the women in there fourball has been hit by a golf ball". He said " I am a first aider from the pit, can I help, where has she been hit" They said " between the first and second hole". he replied " I will have a look but I don't think I have a plaster that big".
you can start with that 👍
Whats with this 'Mr' business ? Its "President, Captain, Lady Captain,.....". There is no such thing as 'Mr Captain'.
SwingsitlikeHogan
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Unless it's a club 'major' I'd say very little. And even if it is - I'd pass on the witticisms - few, if any, will remember your most brilliant, insightful, witty speech a week after you giving it. Accidentally upsetting or insulting someone past or present with a misplaced quip just might be remembered a good bit longer than that.
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