Not What I Asked For Santa

[HomerJSimpson]

Currently testing the level of service in my hospital as a patient. Played golf Saturday and then woke up early hours of Sunday trying to be sick but just dry wrenching. Then had severe diarrhoea and all of a sudden passed a lump of blood.

Trip to A&E for tests and fluids. Sent home lunchtime. Tried to eat and drink and passed more blood. Back to A&E and more tests. CT showed iscaemic colitis so now on surgical ward waiting to find out if I need op this week and a stoma. Best re-read that golfing with a stoma thread. Bored out of my mind and if one more person tries to stick a needle in me.....

Definitely not what I asked santa for and HiD stress levels through the roof. More worried about missing best meal of the year

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Take it easy and best wishes.

 

[Robster59]

Tough news. Best of luck and I hope it goes as well as it can.

 

[Ethan]

Damn. That sounds nasty. All the best for a swift recovery at the RBH. Hopefully you don't ned to read that other thread after all.

 

[Golfmmad]

Currently testing the level of service in my hospital as a patient. Played golf Saturday and then woke up early hours of Sunday trying to be sick but just dry wrenching. Then had severe diarrhoea and all of a sudden passed a lump of blood.

Trip to A&E for tests and fluids. Sent home lunchtime. Tried to eat and drink and passed more blood. Back to A&E and more tests. CT showed iscaemic colitis so now on surgical ward waiting to find out if I need op this week and a stoma. Best re-read that golfing with a stoma thread. Bored out of my mind and if one more person tries to stick a needle in me.....

Definitely not what I asked santa for and HiD stress levels through the roof. More worried about missing best meal of the year

Hope all goes well and wishing you a swift recovery.

 

[Tashyboy]

Look after yourself Homer, Ave a feeling your post count could sky rocket over the next week ??

 

[upsidedown]

wishing you well and speedy recovery

 

[spongebob59]

Currently testing the level of service in my hospital as a patient. Played golf Saturday and then woke up early hours of Sunday trying to be sick but just dry wrenching. Then had severe diarrhoea and all of a sudden passed a lump of blood.

Trip to A&E for tests and fluids. Sent home lunchtime. Tried to eat and drink and passed more blood. Back to A&E and more tests. CT showed iscaemic colitis so now on surgical ward waiting to find out if I need op this week and a stoma. Best re-read that golfing with a stoma thread. Bored out of my mind and if one more person tries to stick a needle in me.....

Definitely not what I asked santa for and HiD stress levels through the roof. More worried about missing best meal of the year

If you want to chat or think I can help, let me know.

 

[Crow]

Not what you want at any time of year.

We're all pulling for you Homer.

 

[Billysboots]

As someone who has been through the wringer myself this year I genuinely empathise - keeping everything crossed for you Homie. ?

 

[Rooter]

Oh bugger, i'll be seeing you in the IBD clinics then homer! Wish you well matey, fingers crossed they get it sorted and avoid a stoma. even if they give you one, it possible it temporary,

Best wishes. get well soon!

 

[SocketRocket]

Take care Homer. Hoping for the best outcome and a speedy recovery.

 

[srixon 1]

Get well soon Homer. Hope you make it home for Christmas.

 

[chellie]

Hope all goes well Homer.

 

[arnieboy]

Best wishes for a speedy recovery Homer.

 

[PNWokingham]

best wishes fro a swift recovery

 

[Rlburnside]

Hope all goes well for you Homer ?

 

[Foxholer]

Yikes! Left side I hope - as consequences not as severe.
Hope you recover soon - and fully!

 

[Slime]

Thinking of you, Homie.

 

[AmandaJR]

Oh flipping heck that sounds awful. Hopefully it won't need anything too radical and you're home recovering very soon. Take care.