New section for the magazine?

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Murph said here

And people would do them for what, a week, tops. No one likes looking a berk on the first tee, and most peoples idea of a warm up is running to get to the tee on time.

after saying this in another thread

I have a bucket hat, a black and White cowboy hat, two panama hats, and any number of baseball caps. It is my golf that makes me look stupid, not my choice of headwear.

You will get the mickey ripped at first, but people will get used to it.

Just watched some great footage on the Beeb of that fine figure of a man, Miguel Angel Jiminez doing his stretching on the practice ground whilst chomping a large stogie, did he look like a berk.........