New joke

[drawboy]

I went to the supermarket this morning to get some cash from the machine. As I was only going to be quick I parked in a disabled spot and tried to dash in. A man in a green jacket shouted to me. "Hey, you can't park there, you are not disabled" I replied "Yes I am!" "Well you don't look disabled, what's up with you?" the man shouted. I replied "I've got Touretts F**k off"

 

[Yerman]

then he said "Well give Tourette his f**k-off back and move your car." ??

 

[bigslice]

I went to the supermarket this morning to get some cash from the machine. As I was only going to be quick I parked in a disabled spot and tried to dash in. A man in a green jacket shouted to me. "Hey, you can't park there, you are not disabled" I replied "Yes I am!" "Well you don't look disabled, what's up with you?" the man shouted. I replied "I've got Touretts F**k off"

sorry i dont find this funny

 

[Sneds]

Don't fret, it would be more unusual if somebody actually DID find Drawboy funny.

 

[drawboy]

Mam, mam..there all picking on me!

 

[drawboy]

O.k try this one then, you picky lot.
Charlie and Jack had just finished and were in the 19th having a drink when a mobile went off. Charlie looking embarrassed answered it. "hello darling how did you go on today?" "O.k darling, I played to my handicap" answered Charlie. " Darling, you know those Mercedes sports cars we were talking about..well they have got a new one in at the dealership" replied the woman. "Darling, if you want one then you go and get it, you know you deserve it, blow the expense we can afford it" answered Charlie. "Bye,bye darling, I'll see you when you get home, oh and darling there will be something special waiting for you when you arrive..if you know what I mean" said the woman.
Charlie hung up then casually held up the phone and said "Who does this phone belong to?"

 

[bigslice]

O.k try this one then, you picky lot.
Charlie and Jack had just finished and were in the 19th having a drink when a mobile went off. Charlie looking embarrassed answered it. "hello darling how did you go on today?" "O.k darling, I played to my handicap" answered Charlie. " Darling, you know those Mercedes sports cars we were talking about..well they have got a new one in at the dealership" replied the woman. "Darling, if you want one then you go and get it, you know you deserve it, blow the expense we can afford it" answered Charlie. "Bye,bye darling, I'll see you when you get home, oh and darling there will be something special waiting for you when you arrive..if you know what I mean" said the woman.
Charlie hung up then casually held up the phone and said "Who does this phone belong to?"

mmm better