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Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Curator the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 10) How to help your opponent find his ball when you are standing on it
The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY which you need for subtle discussion with your partner and to keep your opponents in the dark:
Ø A Diego Mara donna - a nasty 5 footer
Ø A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
Ø A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
Ø A Cuban - needs one more revolution
Ø An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
Ø An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
Ø A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
Ø A Kate Moss - bit thin
Ø A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
Ø A Rodney King - over- clubbed
Ø An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
Ø A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
Ø A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you don't miss out!
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Curator the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 10) How to help your opponent find his ball when you are standing on it
The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY which you need for subtle discussion with your partner and to keep your opponents in the dark:
Ø A Diego Mara donna - a nasty 5 footer
Ø A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
Ø A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
Ø A Cuban - needs one more revolution
Ø An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
Ø An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
Ø A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
Ø A Kate Moss - bit thin
Ø A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
Ø A Rodney King - over- clubbed
Ø An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
Ø A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
Ø A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you don't miss out!
