Lee Westwood. OBE

Queen "I do hope you win The Masters in April Mr Westwood just to shut all those negative, moaning, don't know a decent sportsman when they see one, doubters up. After all you've won all over the world, played in many Ryder Cups and come back to be world No1 after a career threatening slump, and all without spitting in holes, throwing clubs and getting yourself sprawled across the front pages."

Lee "Now that would be sweet Your Maj"
 
Queen: Phillip and I both think your work is the bomb you 'Big Dawg'. Keep it real baby.Lee: I think you're confusing me with Tim...
Or - Queen: "Yo, yo, yo - can you pimp my ride b-yatch - word"Lee: "No, you're still confusing me with Tim"
 
Her maj: "You know, you really aren't old enough to be playing Ping. And Mark Roe a short game guru? Feck off!!"
 
Lee: I was playing really well up to the 18th and then.......

Queen: interrupts, "Don't tell me you missed the fecking putt".
 
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