You do realise we're all gonna get a knock on the door in the wee small hours andnever be heard of again.
Lee Westwood. OBE
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Val
Ryder Cup Winner
"300 yards plus with a Dunlop driver ma'am, regular shaft using s&t, always on the fairway too"
Wildrover
Tour Rookie
Queen "I do hope you win The Masters in April Mr Westwood just to shut all those negative, moaning, don't know a decent sportsman when they see one, doubters up. After all you've won all over the world, played in many Ryder Cups and come back to be world No1 after a career threatening slump, and all without spitting in holes, throwing clubs and getting yourself sprawled across the front pages."
Lee "Now that would be sweet Your Maj"
Lee "Now that would be sweet Your Maj"
D
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Or - Queen: "Yo, yo, yo - can you pimp my ride b-yatch - word"Lee: "No, you're still confusing me with Tim"
D
Deleted member 1418
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Her maj: "You know, you really aren't old enough to be playing Ping. And Mark Roe a short game guru? Feck off!!"
wull
Tour Rookie
:rofl:
DaveM
Tour Winner
Q-- You don't shoot pheasants do you?
L-- No only rubbish.
L-- No only rubbish.
spawn_ukuk
Tour Rookie
Queen - ROCKETBALLLLZ
Lee - oh dear
Lee - oh dear
Golfmmad
Tour Winner
Lee: I was playing really well up to the 18th and then.......
Queen: interrupts, "Don't tell me you missed the fecking putt".
Queen: interrupts, "Don't tell me you missed the fecking putt".
JustOne
Ryder Cup Winner
Lee: My longest drive is 389yds
Queenie: Are you a member at Golf Monthy forum?
Queenie: Are you a member at Golf Monthy forum?
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