Laughter - the best medicine

[nickjdavis]

After Rod Hull’s untimely death, and after being blamed for not holding the ladder, EMU struggled with drug addiction and weight loss...

 

[Neilds]

After Rod Hull’s untimely death, and after being blamed for not holding the ladder, EMU struggled with drug addiction and weight loss...

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Didn’t read this thread last week then?

 

[AmandaJR]

Or someone on ignore

 

[nickjdavis]

Didn’t read this thread last week then?

Damn!!!. I thought Id seen it somewhere before but couldnt quite place it in my mind.

 

[AmandaJR]

Damn!!!. I thought Id seen it somewhere before but couldnt quite place it in my mind.

Made me laugh twice. Three times in fact with your post above!

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Damn!!!. I thought Id seen it somewhere before but couldnt quite place it in my mind.

That's the beauty of hanging with old people

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I bought a paperback a few weeks back. A few days later my wife had it in a pile of books for the charity shop. I took it back saying "Oi, I'm reading that!"
Later, with the book in my hand I saw the one I'd just bought. Not only had I already read it twice but I'd payed twice!
(I've probably posted this twice)

 

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[Orikoru]

True story this one, it made me chuckle. For those of you who ever order through Deliveroo, you'll know that it gives you a two-digit number to say to the driver when they deliver as a kind of verification. This two digit number they assign to you never changes, so you say the same number every time.

A female friend of ours genuinely has 69 as her two-digit Deliveroo number. I can't imagine how many times she's had to awkwardly say that without the driver thinking she's giving him a proposition. She ordered to our house the other night and I heard how she tells the drivers the number to avoid embarrassment: "Yeah it's six............ Nine. Thanks bye"

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

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[cliveb]

Saw this pinned on the club notice board today:

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

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[rulie]

It takes less than 15 seconds.

If you are male and over 60 yrs. old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test

MALE SELF-EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE...

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K

3. P_N_S

4. PU_S_

5. S_X

6. BOO_S




Answers:

1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?

The good news is:
You do NOT have Alzheimer's.
You are a pervert.

 

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