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chico
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A women in a car park has just asked if I know anything about cars. Her indicators where flashing, she'd turned everything off and taken the key out.
I asked if her hazard lights are on, blank stare. Sure enough her hazard lights were on. How are some people allowed behind the wheel?
I asked if her hazard lights are on, blank stare. Sure enough her hazard lights were on. How are some people allowed behind the wheel?
srixon 1
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Young or old?
chico
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About mid 50s, young to most on here.
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srixon 1
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I have followed cars before for what seemed like miles and miles and their wing mirrors have been folded inwards. How do the drivers not notice?
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sunshine
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Maybe she was used to driving a BMW, as they don’t have indicators.
jim8flog
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I am reminded of the true story of an American who hired a car when they arrived in this country and took it back because he could not get it to go at a reasonable speed. They had been given a manual car (Stick shift for Americans) and never changed from 1st gear!!
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Neilds
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Are we missing part of this joke or is it just too bad for my sense of humour? Don’t get it at all
Slime
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Oh my word, yes, part of the joke is missing!
I apologise unreservedly.
Here it is, in full, but it doesn't seem quite so funny now.
Imurg
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Makes a lot more sense now 
