Jul 20, 2025 #11,443 jim8flog Journeyman Pro Joined May 20, 2017 Messages 17,743 Location Yeovil Visit site
Jul 20, 2025 #11,445 Slime Tour Winner Joined Dec 2, 2011 Messages 20,413 Location Surrey Visit site I got fired from my job at a keyboard factory. They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts!
Jul 20, 2025 #11,446 Slime Tour Winner Joined Dec 2, 2011 Messages 20,413 Location Surrey Visit site Yesterday I ate a clock, it was very time consuming! Especially as I kept going back for seconds!!
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Jul 20, 2025 #11,449 S Sid Rixon IV Head Pro Joined Jul 22, 2013 Messages 1,567 Visit site I lost my job just for asking "Would that be smoking or non-smoking, madam?" Apparently, the correct terminology is "Cremation or burial?"
I lost my job just for asking "Would that be smoking or non-smoking, madam?" Apparently, the correct terminology is "Cremation or burial?"
Jul 21, 2025 #11,452 Imurg The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked) Joined Mar 15, 2008 Messages 39,145 Location Aylesbury Bucks Visit site Can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today.... That's at least 20,000 days in a row.....God my memory....
Can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today.... That's at least 20,000 days in a row.....God my memory....
Jul 21, 2025 #11,453 S sunshine Well-known member Joined Dec 17, 2018 Messages 6,576 Visit site Imurg said: View attachment 58817 Click to expand... Is the wife an alien? Are aliens popular on Only Fans? Asking for a friend.
Imurg said: View attachment 58817 Click to expand... Is the wife an alien? Are aliens popular on Only Fans? Asking for a friend.
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Jul 22, 2025 #11,455 AussieKB Well-known member Joined Nov 10, 2020 Messages 1,957 Location Australia Visit site Q. How do you starve a left wing woke TV viewer? A. Hide his food stamps in his work boots.
Jul 22, 2025 #11,456 rudebhoy Q-School Graduate Joined Sep 3, 2015 Messages 5,660 Location whitley bay Visit site AussieKB said: Q. How do you starve a left wing woke TV viewer? A. Hide his food stamps in his work boots. Click to expand... Stick to the weather reports.
AussieKB said: Q. How do you starve a left wing woke TV viewer? A. Hide his food stamps in his work boots. Click to expand... Stick to the weather reports.
Jul 22, 2025 #11,457 AussieKB Well-known member Joined Nov 10, 2020 Messages 1,957 Location Australia Visit site rudebhoy said: Stick to the weather reports. Click to expand... Nothing but rain here I am not happy.....
rudebhoy said: Stick to the weather reports. Click to expand... Nothing but rain here I am not happy.....
Jul 22, 2025 #11,460 PhilTheFragger Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄 Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 15,795 Location Aylesbury Bucks Visit site @Captainron The Rev Fragger is a prayin for you son