Laughter - the best medicine

[jim8flog]

 

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[Pants]

Trying to save electricity, I wired together the electric blanket and the toaster. Now I keep popping out of bed.

 

[Pants]

Goliath's funeral was a giant undertaking.

Spotted Michel J Fox at the garden centre today. He had his back to the fuchsia.

I met a Chinese drug addict. He said: “Have you seen my cocaine?” I said: “Not since he starred in Zulu.”

I've bought some state-of-the-art garden shears. They're the latest in cutting hedge technology.

 

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...................... and be honest, please.

 

[rosecott]

Took me ages - several minutes.

 

[jim8flog]

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About 30 seconds to a minute but it took a lot of staring at

 

[Dando]

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I was looking for a dog taking a dump in the back ground

 

[Voyager EMH]

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Took me just over 30 seconds. Showed it to Mrs V and she gave up.
Told her what it was and she explained to me that all women have practiced this technique in some way at some point.

 

[AmandaJR]

Took me just over 30 seconds. Showed it to Mrs V and she gave up.
Told her what it was and she explained to me that all women have practiced this technique in some way at some point.

Tis true - at pretty much all public conveniences!!

 

[clubchamp98]

Jeez I thought it was Barney the dinosaur behind the bush !

 

[backwoodsman]

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Not timed, but also about 30 seconds

 

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