Laughter - the best medicine

[jim8flog]

 

[JollyRedDevil]

New pm

 

[JollyRedDevil]

New Villa manager

 

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[YandaB]

 

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A guy gets talking to a girl in a club and they get on well, so they end up at his flat.
The girl's attention is drawn to a massive gong the guy has in the corner of his room. He says 'It's my timepiece. That gong lets me know what time it is. Any time of the day.'
The girl has no idea what he's on about so he grabs the striker and there's an almighty

BONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly through the wall from next door's flat comes,

'FOR GOD'S SAKE NOT AGAIN!
IT'S QUARTER TO FOUR IN THE BLOODY MORNING!!!'

 

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Yeah, this will turn bad if Chelsea get all three points this evening.

 

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[HampshireHog]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1583882837253836801

 

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[jim8flog]

 

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https://imgur.com/HkkABOS

 

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[Dando]

my old schoolteacher said I'd never be good at poetry due to my dyslexia.

so far I've made 3 vases and a cup, so up yours Mr Johnson

 

[AmandaJR]

my old schoolteacher said I'd never be good at poetry due to my dyslexia.

so far I've made 3 vases and a cup, so up yours Mr Johnson

Took me a while

 

[Slime]

Everyone seems to be telling apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow...

 

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[SwingsitlikeHogan]

For followers of Love Island 2022…so pleased to hear that this years female winner, L’Eakin Sue, is branching out from daytime TV.

 

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